Cade Michael

They/Them | Physical manifestation of 2 a.m. thoughts | 🏳️‍🌈🖤🏳️‍⚧️

[Cade Michael @ifiedanxiety]

I’m sorry

[Meg @megannn_lynne]

“AI will replace you” Can AI do THIS?

[rune sword @runesword1]

sorry babe, the obsidian skull amulet thinks you’re taking advantage of my good nature and that we shouldn’t be together

[serpy @chefmaeda]

Lowkey we should have fun with our best friends forever

[Zack Voell @zackvoell]

“Yes I feel fully recharged after a restful holiday”

[will @wills_account]

this is the year of NO self reflection. whatever bad habits you have - double down on them. 2026

[zoë @zoeloveshouses]

my only goal for 2026 is to not have the worst year of my life for the 4th year in a row

[x__x @bpdsins]

not to brag but i don’t need alcohol to send texts i regret

[dounbug @dounbug]

i am NOT a former gifted student. i am gifted. affirm. put me back into the third grade and ill completely obliterate them like i did the first time

[Enii 🌻 COMMS OPEN 🌻 @Enii_draws]

Your existence makes everything feel so much lighter💕🫶

[adult swim @adultswim]

No more emails

[Zaza Waybright @Le_Unorthodox]

They were so fucking silly together I miss them…

[Dragon connoisseur 🐉 @LadySapphyre]

How it feels to still be on that bg3 high with the new divinity announcement

[jody @wnbagirlfriend]

if you really loved me you'd hit me with your car

[December Holiday womb exit @deercured]

So that new fionna and cake episode.

[Chris “Kirbopher” Niosi @Kirbopher]

Berdly: You said you were a GAMER!!!