Cody

The E in Chuck E. Cheese stands for “Entertainment.” They really named a mouse Charles Entertainment Cheese.

[Cody @ifitsootsyou]

A hill I will gladly and forever die on

[Dr Grayfang @DrGrayfang]

Tips to enjoy an IPA:
1.

[MarzTalksSports @MarzTalksSports]

He still shootin them long ass 2s

[wizards fangirl🇹🇹🏳️‍⚧️#RAINBOWFACE @wizardsfangirl]

97 year old hall of famer still serves up long middy’s the old fashioned way

[Basil🧡 @LinkofSunshine]

The United States of America's Government's official opening remarks for the 250th birthday of America included the word "libtard," and people are surprised that we haven't come together in unity to celebrate

[𝑪𝒐𝒏𝒆 🌩 @Three_Cone]

Rudy Gobert when he catches that first lob from LaMelo

[Drew @drewdyck]

Panera is the perfect choice when you’re not sick but you’re craving hospital food. And you’re like, my bank balance is too high.

[Blake R. Weiner @BlakeWeiner]

Where is Thanasis? Is he safe? Is he alright?

[Ben Houselog @benlikessport]

If you are reading this

YOU yes YOU will be taking the ball up for the Miami Heat come October

[Hana 🧡 @HanaHoops]

Miami Heat bench after trading for Giannis

[University of Oklahoma @UofOklahoma]

If we had a nickel for every time we've won a national championship 13-2, we'd have two nickels. Which isn't a lot, but it's weird that it happened twice.

[austerity is theft @wideofthepost]

you guys are arguing before scotus right now that your own top goal scorer shouldn’t be eligible for US citizenship

[Kokukojuto @KokuKojuto]

The best development in basketball was nerds seeing this and saying "are you fucking stupid"

[Brian Ross @brewmeone]

Australians watching their team go down 0-2 to Team USA…

[mary morgan @maryarchived]

she spent 12 hours to cook up a line like “you made a mess, i was the janitor”

[mark normand @marknorm]

This looks like a Disney movie where a 12 year old becomes president

[⛈️ @Wrld2Shai]

How I’m liking every Wemby slander tweet

[bug girl @buggirl]

in nature if a monkey hoarded 1 trillion bananas the other monkeys would beat that monkey to death and take his bananas

[Corn ✧⍣ @cornski]

they needa hang that Zack Fox tweet in a museum

[Saad Yousuf @SaadYousuf126]

the fact he may carve out time to attend two basketball games merely weeks after saying he didn’t have time to attend his own son’s wedding is objectively hilarious 😂