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It is highly unlikely that I can describe myself in fewer than 160 characters.

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https://t.co/pUsCJeMZTm

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Hey ref, does your wife know you're fucking us? 🏒 #letsgooilers

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"Zero" is a weird word.

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@bellaatheplug I graduated in 2006 & missed shit ton to watch the cup final! (We lost but whatever!) 😆

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@JennyJohnsonHi5 Lololololol

[gray @ifitufitme]

Fuck I miss you lololol.

[Jack Bond @jackbond66]

Maybe if I start a successful rumor that twerking gives you cancer I won't have to see or hear about it ever again.

[Jack Bond @jackbond66]

Tattoos on my body, psycho bitches in my lobby

[Jack Bond @jackbond66]

Share what you're passionate about with other people. That's what life is about.

[gray @ifitufitme]

I'm honestly not really huge into pop culture nowadays.. but scout's honor I've never seen a Kardashian or Housewives episode. Pete Davidson, going through the crews..jumpin' on the bandwagon But how the fuck did he land Kate Beckinsale?! Im #latetotheparty

[gray @ifitufitme]

So I became aware today that someone got into my account, or just had access to it. The last post of mine was from March 15th. Someone must be pretty bored.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Will Smith should replace Kanye West at Coachella. He could slap those stupid wide brimmed hats and flower crowns off all the adults there whose parents still pay for their phones.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

Pulp Fiction was such a fucked up movie. Who does heroin and cocaine then eats dinner? I call bullshit.

[Jenny Johnson @JennyJohnsonHi5]

If we all come together as a country I truly believe we can get Kanye to shut the fuck up.

[Lisa Evans @TheLisaEvans]

I have beef with the Oilers mascot. Every time I see Hunter we're on the verge of fist fighting. I was nice to him on Saturday night and the Oilers won. I guess I can take one for the team from now on. But as soon as the season's over, I'm fighting him in the parking lot

[Wiz Khalifa @wizkhalifa]

Some of yall don't got no fruits or vegetables in your diet and wonder why you depressed. Cause your full of shit

[gray @ifitufitme]

The number of pictures on my phone that consist of absolutely nothing is appalling. Mainly from inside my purse. Sand, Spitz and lipgloss.

[gray @ifitufitme]

If you still get your mom to do your laundry at almost 40..

You're my brother.

[gray @ifitufitme]

Just had the most bizarre lucid dream.
So real then *poof!" I foget.

[Troy @heavyoilcontry]

Find someone who’ll blow kisses at you the way Zack blows kisses at the opposition 😘 #LetsGoOilers