J P

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

Is a Porn Star a Working Stiff?

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@JoJoFromJerz I smell a sequel
“House Arrest Alone 1”

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I’m sorry but….
Is one-ply toilet paper even legal?

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Tastes alike Chicken!

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@ABC Speak oh wise one ! Me thinks the classified documents you “retained” reveal the evidence of election fraud!

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

April 4,2023

“The Defendant in Chief*”

* misChief

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

BREAKING NEWS:
In the wake of the release of 1000’s of texts and emails from the Dominion v Fox discovery bonanza, Scientists confirm:

“STUPIDITY
IS
CONTAGIOUS “

(Sources upon request)

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

TRUMP ‘s 2024 Campaign Song?

“This Little Lie of Mine”

(No offense intended towards Odetta Fans)

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

Congress and The State of Dis Union?

The Difference between Hyperbole and Bullshit!

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@FallonTonight great!!

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

Do You Have Time For A Short Survey?

Yes
No
Don’t Know

Thank You. Your input helps us serve you betterer!

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

Is it TRUE?
A new Spin-off called:
“Jenner Bending”?
#Kardashian #jenner

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

Do you know what is written on the Jolly Rancher Bags?

If you said “Jolly Rancher”
you would be correct. Not the answer i was looking for.

You can answer more than once.

For the Fabulous Fifty Faithful Followers.

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

Do you know what is written on the Jolly Rancher Bags?

If you said “Jolly Rancher”
you would be correct. Not the answer i was looking for.

You can answer more than once.

For the Fabulous Fifty Faithful Followers.

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

I absolutely love the new inclusionary TV shows and commercials. However, there is one large group still underrepresented:

Men with spare tires, muffin heads, donuts,
drooping man boobs, etc

YOU ARE NOT ALONE!

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

In the “Make Lemonade”category:

I was chubby growing up
so I became a roll model!

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

@TansuYegen lucie wants one!

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

@DonaldJTrumpJr Unfortunately only a child would think this is even remotely a result of Obama, Daddy Deadliest or Biden!

[J P @ifiwantcomedy]

In the “Ain’t it Ironic?” category:

A friend i met during the pandemic sent me a picture of himself. (NO not that kind of picture)
My immediate response was I didn’t recognize him without his hat and mask!

Ain’t it Ironic?

[🇺🇦 Todd Dearinger 🇺🇦 @ToddDeringer]

BREAKING NEWS: The owner of the Las Vegas Raiders drops bombshell, announces that they will “welcome” Colin Kaepernick to join the Raiders “with open arms — & declares that Kaepernick “deserves the chance” because he “sacrificed” for an “important” cause. RT TO THANK THE RAIDERS!