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[a @ifiwasazombie]

Forgot having a boy haircut would make me look like a lesbian at best. I'm miserable when im not trying to pass and im miserable when im trying to pass someone just has to kill me at this point thats the solution

[aIenka @ankyhaidy]

nah this gotta be the most nutrient-rich soil

[stewie @uchinugu]

This uni shit get serious IM OUT

[Ghostface Kryllah @kryzazzy]

Oh no, it looks like I’ve had a little too much to think

[Gabe @melchizedek420]

try the my penis darling. It’s dashing

[blaire @pissshit90001]

When I’m pushing 100 yrs old and have Dementia but my grandchild plays Gg fucking ez

[a @ifiwasazombie]

They want bj alex nachos so bad

[Vashvery of yaoitwt @avervash]

SPOT THE DIFFERENCE

[a @ifiwasazombie]

I habitually wear my glasses a little low on my nose and when I push them up and suddenly see in mega hd im like wow why am I depriving myself of this. To be fair I deprive myself of a lot of things

[a @ifiwasazombie]

Irl sent me a pic of his little ipad addicted brother and we had the exact same shirt. It was 50% off okay

[a @ifiwasazombie]

Apart from this being shit there already is a flag for transphobia

[a @ifiwasazombie]

I have people greeting me at uni i never recognize

[basil @blis5ful]

:steamhappy:

[jay @itafushifc]

thought about my fav ship and genuinely got a bit emotional

[a @ifiwasazombie]

You can see wrinkles I didn't even know I had. Whatever we only get this one stupid chungus life

[a @ifiwasazombie]

Could fight to have my ugly ass iphone in horrendous lighting student id pic changed but i genuinely cant gaf anymore

[100 @yh_me2]

imma be one weird ass ancestor

[Jacob ‘Solid’ Snake 🦊 🐍 @DarkDementus]

I honestly can’t wait to die

[sev @sevifx]

this is how my september is going

[a @ifiwasazombie]

I need to know if nerd project was patient zero for this absolutely insufferable breed of semes in new manhwa or if someone else is to blame