close to ideal

She got the life that she wanted (!)
But now all she does is cry.

[close to ideal @ifonlyella]

"just relax, I got this," I scream, indiscriminately and in increasingly deranged tones

[Y @tinscognito__]

Thinking about this cracking tweet today

[close to ideal @ifonlyella]

@crjswift she looks *so* good

[close to ideal @ifonlyella]

little lie down before I go to the beach 😴

[femiiiiii. @femiiiszn]

it’s funny how sometimes you buy a book, then read it in two days, and sometimes you buy a book and it lives on your bookshelf for 12 years.

[trash jones @jzux]

i’m actually stealing AI’s job (wasting resources and making up stupid shit)

[James Parker @panoparker]

I made a very important purchase at the medieval festival

[close to ideal @ifonlyella]

@LikeaLiar skill and being interesting doesn't beat playing for the crowd..!

[failed @unnamedbutalone]

He is only 33 years old. This is the biggest moment of his career. He’s probably been waiting for it for months.

But who will talk about it? There are 48 teams, hundreds of players, and representatives from all over the world. Who will finally speak up?

[grovy @grovymango]

Can mamdani do a tour and be mayor of different cities

[🦁 Luka (Voltron TWT) 🌞 @twithesquire]

In honour of Anthony Head here's my favourite pictures of him on set of BBC Merlin in full Uther attire, playing on a pink Nintendo DS

RIP Sir 🕊

[Alex @alexxmalloy]

hunter biden summer, smoking cigarettes and telling everyone to go fuck themselves

[Papii🥤 @ammalusty]

It's actually insane that they release new car models every year. Like we don't need that many. We don't need any of this shit oh my God. I'm tired.

[close to ideal @ifonlyella]

@duckgirlie I mean not always no but it does make a difference for the mental health doctors fyi

[Variety @Variety]

Anthony Head, the British actor best known for his roles in “Buffy the Vampire Slayer” and “Ted Lasso,” has died at 72.

His daughters shared in a statement that he “passed away peacefully of complications due to pneumonia, surrounded by his family.”

https://t.co/TOTGKcKLzx

[Kathryn Watson @kathrynw5]

Based on how expensive this summer is, my hobbies are now laundry, walks and library audiobooks

[Jen Rice @jen_rice_]

I am obsessed with this finalist in this year's Michigan “I voted” sticker design contest

[Dale Chu @Dale_Chu]

“The students who cannot read a 20-page article today are the voters who will not be able to read a bill, or the jurors who cannot follow a closing argument, tomorrow.”

[mariana Z @mariana057]

Physician: Your body has ran out of magnesium.

Me: 0mg

[close to ideal @ifonlyella]

@winekitteh 😑