david

Writer/Asshole

[redrum @griffisu]

wanna know why some of you have anxiety? it’s cause you’re in trouble like big trouble and someone’s coming to get you

[FOX Sports: MLB @MLBONFOX]

🎸 @blink182's @tomdelonge in attendance tonight as Petco Park sings "All The Small Things" during Game 3 🎶

[Barstool Are Dee Tee @editti22]

Pretty cool scene with Tom DeLonge tearing up as he watched and heard Petco Park sing “All The Small Things”. So awesome

[Ron Mexico @RossBiggums]

This the kind of nut shit I live for.

[Alan Cornett @alancornett]

See, this is what we want robots for. Clean waterways, sweep streets, etc.

[david @iforgot2pee]

@infinitethird Wash away that shame with Oxi-Clean

[david @iforgot2pee]

@vialistpilot Spoken like a true uncle pussy pusher

[Chili's Grill & Bar @Chilis]

NOT AT CHILI’S BABY

10.99 for a burger with fries, bottomless chips and salsa and unlimited drink.

[Hereward the Woke @BamaExpat]

The third great American religious authority has weighed in after the papacy and the Mormon presidency.

[Restoring Your Faith in Humanity @HumanityChad]

Paddy Pimblett, currently #5 ranked light heavyweight fighter in the UFC, loses by KO in a charity exhibition boxing match against an opponent with Downs Syndrome.

[Yankees Pod 🎧 @YankeesPod]

prayer circle :

🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯
YANKEES
🕯 IN 🕯
FIVE
🕯 🕯
🕯 🕯

[Spectre @spectre0799]

I Don't Fuck With You but the beat is Espresso

[Daily Noud @DailyNoud]

Big Sean received $0.00 from Sabrina Carpenter’s “Espresso” from 2024, despite the song making over roughly $15 million in royalties.

This is because Big Sean did not work on “Espresso,” nor does he have any songwriting or publishing credits.

[david @iforgot2pee]

9:00 : this edible isnt hitting
9:29:

[Pigeons & Planes @PigsAndPlans]

Hayley Williams responded to the Department of Homeland Security's statement that her "F*ck I.C.E., free Palestine" concert ad-libs were "mean."

"AND MAY I SUGGEST ALL NAZI B*TCHES SUCK ON MY FAT D*CK," she responded via her Instagram story.

[dumbass👻🎃🧡💟☃️ @ungratefuljed]

googling the right prompt to have it give me quaaludes

[Dylan Ali @dylanali_]

This who niggas was getting life advice from btw

[I Love Advertising 🇺🇸 @SayomGD]

When stuff is going wrong in your personal/professional life and your put your favorite baseball team on TV to distract yourself and they commit 3 errors in a single inning of a must-win game, I promise you very few other things will ever make you that angry

[david @iforgot2pee]

@rkv @ajjordanphoto Uncle pussy only shits tart

[3 Up 3 Down @3Up3DownMLB]

@JonHeyman Plug ‘er up Max the kids gotta wait! Theres a series to win!!!