Ian Abbott

Nacho friend.

[Ian Abbott @IforIndignation]

What idiot decided to call it titty fucking instead of melon balling?

[Donald J. Trump @realDonaldTrump]

The State Of The Union speech was one of the most boring, rambling and non-substantive I have heard in a long time. New leadership fast!

[Jason Kander @JasonKander]

The President said he was going to run America like his businesses. Apparently we have reached the part where he would usually just declare bankruptcy and run away. #TrumpShutdown

[Ian Abbott @IforIndignation]

Well, we can stop wondering just how fucking stupid this giant fucking pile of dirty diapers is. https://t.co/9UV1a2jS3h

[Todd Dracula @ToddDracula]

This man is our president

[Jason DeWall @JasonDeWall]

Presented without comment #brooklyn #bedstuy

[Dr. Marcus H. Johnson @marcushjohnson]

Conservatives are all about states rights...until the state legalizes marijuana, lets women get abortions, and lets Black people vote

[Chris Hayes @chrislhayes]

It's trivial in the scheme of things, but the president pretending he's not golfing WHEN EVERYONE CAN SEE HE'S GOLFING is representative of so much.

[Patrick S. Tomlinson @stealthygeek]

"We can finally say Merry Christmas again."

Spoilers, there was never a time you couldn't say Merry Christmas. Just as there was a time you couldn't pray in school. You have never lost anything, and therefore haven't regained anything.

Except your healthcare. That's gone.

[Frank Conniff @FrankConniff]

Trump welcomed the NRA into the White House on the anniversary of Sandy Hook. His support of killing children even exceeds his support of fucking them.

[Sarah Beattie @nachosarah]

waiting for a tweetstorm from trump when the pardoned turkeys don’t thank him

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

The Republican Party is currently defending a pedophile so that he can vote for a tax plan which takes money meant for sick children and gives it to people with private jets.

It calls itself the party of "family values."

[Paul Krugman @paulkrugman]

A chicken and egg question: does working for Trump destroy your integrity? Or do only people without integrity work for Trump?

[Megan Amram @meganamram]

Sometimes it's like, who's responsible: the victims or the person who's responsible?

[Mikel Jollett @Mikel_Jollett]

A billionaire is sitting in his golf club right now attacking dying people for needing his help.

[Ian Abbott @IforIndignation]

This guy certainly has a high opinion of himself. https://t.co/hjSzBbVGqD

[gay mafia 🏳️‍🌈 @dykemadden]

I'm literally begging y'all to read another book

[Johnny Taylor, Jr. @hipsterocracy]

Trump supporters saying Obama was golfing during Katrina when he wouldn't be President for another 3 years is why we are here right now.

[Nick Murphy @HeyNickMurphy]

2014 Me: "In Winter Soldier, I don't see how Hydra/Nazis could infiltrate the government without anyone noticing."

2017 Me:

[CharmlessNurk @CharmlessNurk]

Gozer: Choose the form of the Destructor.
Americans: *trying to empty their minds*
Gozer: The choice is made. The Traveler has come...