Eric Hawkins

Journeyman crank. Geezer in training. Dad, dad in law, foster dad, cat dad, ADV biker, fisher, grass rat, gamer, bad chef.
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[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

The Three Bears fairy tale is a lesson in thermodynamics. We can assume that Papa bear's porridge has a large mass and Mama bear's has a smaller mass and/or greater surface area. They should've called it Goldilocks and Stefan's Law.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

You will meet a man in the Trieste Centrale station. He will be wearing a red raincoat. He will say "I've always liked the weather in Nice". You will reply "Yes, but there are too many Frenchmen there." He will give you a package. Do not open it.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@viralvortex51 What in the knocked off by a curb block lost engine oil thrown rods and burnt bearings hell?

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@amagicmantv Tropico 5

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@Cat5SMASHICANE Not good for anything except making noise. Terrible for self defense as you only have one shot. You miss and you're screwed.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

If you call out this nonsense you're a "transphobe".

[Ale @Alecaticus]

If you follow me, you’re going to see me be very blunt and unkind with transvestites.

These men have scorned women and sparked our fury. You can say “but but but you shouldn’t lump them all together” and I hear you. God knows I tried to find a sane one but Every Time I found the perversion, the misogyny, the hatred of women & acceptance of child sterilization & mutilation hiding under the surface.

Every one that calls himself moderate shows up with one or more completely unacceptable views, if women & children are important to you at all. Try disagreeing with them and watch them mutate into the woman hating creep they try to hide.

Monika - breast feeding babies with chemically induced body fluid
Brianna - women’s spaces & pro- puberty blockers

There are countless others but these are two of the loudest on X which you’ll likely recognize.

There is no moderate transvestite. Even Blaire uses women’s restrooms and I’m a hardliner. I have to be; their demands are in direct opposition to the rights of women and children & we’re not granting pretty privilege to any man.

I never knowingly go after crossdressing minors.
I block them & I hope they get help.

I’m aiming at these bastards & the like because it turns my stomach to think of them in a restroom or a locker room with my daughters as it should yours. 🤬🤢🤬

Get mad, stay mad - girls are counting on you.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@TaraBull Mag dump.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@Fat_Electrician LOL you triggered some folks.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

RIP Sid Kroft. I loved your shows as a kid.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

LMAO! He's right.

[Adam Carolla @adamcarolla]

Every pic of Swalwell is a dick pic

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@TaraBull This should result in PERMANENT driver license revocation.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@BloomsGreensIE Demonetized for simply speaking your opinion is straight up fertilizer. How dare you disagree with your rich and powerful betters?

[MaryCate Delvey @marycatedelvey]

First they came for the trannnnies
And I said “Make sure you get all the trannnies”

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@Jen_Taranto @atensnut The ancient Greeks competed in the nude. I don't think they did it to objectify themselves.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@atensnut God is good!

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@nunez_white @TheWapplehouse Likely would lose the paw and be unable to hunt. Death from slow starvation would result.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@TheWapplehouse The kids are absolutely safe. No animal gets its foot violently ripped off and then wants to eat. That animal had one thing only on its mind and that is escape from the horrific pain that some piece of human garbage inflicted on it.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@IfindRetards You need to shave your tits ma'am.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@Fat_Electrician The *value* of the work is fixed regardless of the price. If you raise the price it lowers the value of the money to pay it. Compare historic rates of inflation w/minimum wage hikes and note gains for low paid workers are gone in 2-3 years every time.

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@AntiWokeMemes

[Eric Hawkins @ifoundadeadrat]

@akafaceUS I'm watching you pee. 🤭