My friend is expecting a baby and the nurse said during the ultrasound that the baby was currently the size of Spongebob. Since when is Spongebob a standard unit of measurement
I should kidnap you and force you to live by my side forever without any contact with the outside world and then randomly after years of isolation i set you free into the streets and have it scare you so badly you run back to me and realize you can never leave my side