malandro

18 or lower and i’m hanging on for dear life

[Dont say my name @stillnez216]

This is one of the biggest financial scams in history.

[veet @vveetto]

going to dinner after drinking all day on the beach

[malandro @ifun3x]

Gonna go gamble at the bar

[Rue @rglwsm]

This video😭

[X @Xouy17]

Y'all don't ignore ppl enough. That's why you stressed out.

[` @ymmayerr]

destroying books for ai is almost literally the plot for Farenheit 451. what the FUCK are we doing

[( x _ u) zZ @when4ngelscry]

posting on twitter is first stage of schizophrenia

[malandro @ifun3x]

And this year we learned self-respect

[I Only Follow Bottoms (Original) 💖🔥 @Ravenger___]

POV: You’re being saved from a wildfire in 2032

[Centrist Peater @centristpeater]

Mogging my ethnically ambiguous test tube baby to my 1 billion followers so he remembers his place

[Mike Abrusci @mikeabrusci]

I bet it would feel awesome to force him to eat a bowl of dog food at gunpoint

[Michae| @Plz_Relax_]

I'm imagining a dystopia where everyone is fed yearly dystopia films to distract them from the fact that they already live in a dystopia

[َ @gffyoq]

i don't have a type but i do have a very concerning pattern.

[brandon* @brndxix]

son LMFAOOOOOOOOOOOO

[fresh @fauxfresh]

i’m due for an expensive dinner with a woman that does #not care about me

[FOST @GeorgeFoster72]

Hol’on now. Unc might need these

[Jasper @Jasp3r_0]

There really is a whole nother world out there man

[Degen CPA @DrewVento]

Your $8 smoothie will arrive arrive in 37 minutes and cost $45.33 thank you for using door dash