Funny Or Fact

I'm a comedian, photographer, top tweeter, trend setter, and instagrammer.

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I wish I had speakers built inside my shower

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stop👏 worrying👏 about👏 shit👏 that👏 doesnt👏 have👏 anything👏 TO👏 DO👏 WITH👏 YOU👏

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"Who needs good grades when you got Swag?" *6 years later* Heres your fries sir.

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I eat what you eat in 10 years, in 2 days - Rick Ross

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Girls think just because you're being nice, that you only want one thing, sex.Well, not true. It's three things.Head, sex and a sandwich.

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Michael Jordan: I once made a free throw with my eyes closed.Yao Ming: Bitch please, I played my entire career with my eyes closed.

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Every pretty girl has an ugly friend. If you don't have one then you must be the ugly friend.

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*Middle of test. Dead quiet* STOMACH: I will now demonstrate the mating call of the humpback whale.

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me in class: I'll finish this at home me at home: I'll finish this in class

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SHE GOT A BIG BOOTY SO I CALL HER by her real name and I do not let her physical appearance define her as a human being.

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Whenever you're feeling down, just remember, there's some kid out there right now getting caught masturbating by his mom.”

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I end all my texts with <3 because my ball sack always wears a party hat.

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Q is just an O with a Boner.

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I'm more confused than a homeless person on house arrest.

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Me: Hey dude I banged your momFriend: dude my moms dead.Me: hmm, that explains why she wasn't moving so much.

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RT if you're getting Drunk af this weekend!

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The amount of food I can prepare during a commercial break is amazing.

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If you are living your life without giving an "f", You are living a li[ ]e.

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When I'm alone in my house, every sound is a ghost.