Sarcasm

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[无情 @SociaIizing]

i think whether a person looks up or down while standing at a window on the 15th floor says a lot about who they really are

[无情 @SociaIizing]

they told me to pour my heart into everything i do. so thats what i did, i poured and poured and poured. now they ask me why I feel so empty

[无情 @SociaIizing]

I tried everything. I smoked, drank, drove 100 on the freeway. Anything to make my heart feel the way it did when it beat next to yours

[无情 @SociaIizing]

no longer dealing with half ass relationships. nobody deserves that, if you’re going to be in my life. be ‘here’ not visit when convenient.

[Wajed🍉 @peaceforsoulss]

most people are temporary

[Chandler Christine @talkchandler]

🌚🌓🌝

[Everything Singapore @sg_insider]

Success is a mind game .... http://t.co/u9FCn7EPR5 #Sports #Psychology #Singapore

[Jorge R de la Gala @jorgerdelagala]

Nunca odies a los que tienen envidia de ti, respeta sus celos, porque siempre piensan que eres mejor que ellos.

[New Birth Cathedral @newbirthmbc]

Walk with your head up! @BishopEddieLong #NewBirthPrays

[New Birth Cathedral @newbirthmbc]

This is a time of healing, glory, restoration, recovery and moving in a whole new dimension! @BishopEddieLong #NewBirthPrays

[Sam @SamuelCoolin]

Must stay positive through all bull though.

[Sarcasm @ifunnyortrue]

If she's white, then it's right

[Sarcasm @ifunnyortrue]

If she's white, then she's right

[Sarcasm @ifunnyortrue]

RT if oomf is a big thot

[Sarcasm @ifunnyortrue]

Thots these days

[Sarcasm @ifunnyortrue]

If you wear galaxy, cheetah or black and white cross leggings.... your a basic bitch

[Sarcasm @ifunnyortrue]

Your a basic bitch if you have ask.fm.

[Sarcasm @ifunnyortrue]

RT if most of the girls you met in freshman year turned into hoes.