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[y4yi @yxyiagain]

every whatsapp conversation ss on this app is fake😂😂

[Bee🐝 @rabibiii_]

Genuinely, what kind of Snapchat do you guys use? Who are the people on your snap, because???

[jess @lousafterglow]

i hate how easy it is to accidentally repost something on instagram

[Iseoluwa @1seOluwa]

I miss 2k for 15GB💔

[sijuadeeee🍒 @ivy_2638]

I don't like inconveniencing people,
same way I don't like people inconveniencing me.

[𝓞𝓶𝓪 🎀 @justmercy__]

Kim Kardashian on why she chose to dress like her daughter, North West, for Halloween:

“North has been bullied many times because of her looks, so I just wanted to show her that I’m fully behind her, make sure she doesn’t feel bad about herself, and remind her that outsiders’ opinions don’t matter.”

[Iremide @RxIremide]

Make “Rage bait” go ask “Demure” and “Allegedly” wetin them see for Nigerians hand 😂

[DEJI200222🇫🇷 @ayodejilwl]

Mothers will casually put real gold on their daughters ears to primary school

[E🎀 @ElsSaidIt]

I’d rather write rubbish than leave my exam paper blank😭

[Dear Juanita ♡ @dear__juanita]

Men are so funny . They will be thinking they are the only one stressing about making it in life Mtchew. " You are a girl nah"
If i be girl nko? Make my life con spoil ? 😭

[®️ @fuckyourtwitt3r]

i don’t play that “out for delivery” sht what fcking street you on

[kp @SimplyKay__]

Yall are paying $1k+ for your hair because you want to tell people you paid $1k+ for your hair

[Summie's write @RuthSummie]

Reading as a child also makes you good at understanding context. Give me a word I’ve never seen before and let me read the sentence around it. There’s a good chance I’ll figure out what it means without ever looking it up.

[Ada🌸 @Starrgirl_Ada]

Me realizing mid cooking that I wasn’t even that hungry to be doing all of this bs

[Arokoyo @Dmain_melanin]

I no even know say we suppose take our tribe that serious 😹.

[ً @artfuIchaos]

"sync your contacts" i'd rather be waterboarded to death actually tysm though

[U. F. O. @FrankZephyr1]

Sometimes I think Nigeria really deserves to be in the pits....

Peter Obi said if he were President when that Ibadan kids were kidnapped, he would be in Ibadan and Chude was asking him "What difference will that make?"

Chai... Chineke God of Africa.

[bebe nlo @fabulousirl]

friends in secondary school didn’t joke with birthdays at all at all