If You're Driving Close Your Eyes

A comedy podcast from @godsewa @hunktears @floppyadult + @jordan_mallory about navigating our chaotic, terrifying world under the wet sun. (Art by @mightyatom)

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John admits to some pretty serious crimes this week AND schemes more crimes.

new episode out now!!!
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new ep "So It’s a Lot Like Scrubs?" out everywhere https://t.co/rjUt21Zu60

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this is the money ravioli. share to experience prosperity. ignore at your own peril.

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mama mia my balls
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@TimeLordBurrito @FloppyAdult what did he know...

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@froonding_loom @knuckleguard great work everybody.

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no episode this week we are taking a vacation :3

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one of many reasons you should join our patreon and attend our great events

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today we did a stream for an audience of like 10 people where niki spent two hours trying to guess the names of the four main characters of sex and the city and it was one of the funniest things we have ever done. the recording failed so it's lost to time.

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episode is late this week. we r sorry

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I hate logging into our YouTube and seeing what a fresh algorithm suggests

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When your Google search means it is definitely time for bed.

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HAPPY BIRTHDAY TO BARLEY

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woke Oscar the Grouch, Russell Brand's melatonin tweet, spoiling the movie Manhunter, and more.
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I love making this show

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I love making this show

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new ep is out for patrons if you want to find out what we're looking at https://t.co/ClZDVIJ85F

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new episode happy shrek 5 to all celebrants https://t.co/fNgxiXfo3V

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In which LB spoils Challengers, John yells about Kevin Costner, and we compare sunburns achieved while taking antibiotics https://t.co/MnR5nYaQWB