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[Fail Text! @omgfailtexts]

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[Football Factly @FootballFactly]

Gareth Bale having a bad season: 28 games: 13 goals, 8 assists.

Hazard having the best season of his career: 35 games: 14 goals, 8 assists.

[black lung @naufaljifri]

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[Transfer News Live @TNLdotcom]

Real Madrid spent £195m on their front three.

... only to be knocked out of the Champions League by their own academy product.

[ricky bobby @curvables]

Scarlett Johansson is on every niggas "no pullout list".

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We made a detailed timeline of every Avenger ever. EVER. http://t.co/3LI8KAfyzB

[Life Hacks @LifeHacksInPics]

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[Overly Manly Man @OverlyManlyMann]

No Jack, not now, I'm working.