IfYouTickleUs

Live in Stamford Hill; Breathe the world
"Infamous Jewish internet blogger"(Jewish Tribune)
"N16 deep throat"; "key worker" (Norman Lebrecht, JC)

[IfYouTickleUs @ifyoutickleus]

Hey guys, Im leaving this swamp and moving to the milk & honey of substack. Please do join me there for musing and kvetching with no character limit. And those regularly in my crosshairs, yes u lot, rest assured it's biz as usual but on steroids. Seeya all https://t.co/NlIZ6na2Vw

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BDE for the passing of Reb Elyokim.

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Paid homage today to centenarian+ Rov and Rosh Yeshive for probably the oldest Shabbos Hagodel Droshe on the planet and also a Rov who's clocked up one of the most such Droshes in the history of the institution. Standing at a lectern for close to an hour...

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After lying their heads off for better part of a year it turns out that Yesodey Hatorah actually have at least one vacancy for the current Year 7. Grab it before they make it vanish again.

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IMPORTANT SCHOOL DEADLINE - If you or anyone you know has been refused a place in Year 7 for September 2025 in a state school, including Yesodey Hatorah Seniors and Menorah High, the deadline for appeal is 31 March 2025. DO NOT MISS THE DEADLINE

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UOHC v UOHC https://t.co/GVxmg8ftkO

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@FredTitmus ונהפוך הוא but also see my Golders Green shabbos post

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Cantorial Sartorial https://t.co/7yMw2RuNxn

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Chabad Venice rocking to Loy Niskabel

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Not too late guys. Loy Niskabel no more.

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Shabbos in Golders Green https://t.co/OucdsOS5TX

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THIS PURIM RAISE AWARENESS OF KIDS WITHOUT SCHOOLS, CHADORIM, YESHIVES, SEMS.
PLAY LOY NISKABEL AND WIN £500! FOR DETAILS AND DOWNLOAD https://t.co/aHJ85Rfh9t
SEE IT. SHARE IT. PLAY IT. #LOYNISKABELNOMORE

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THIS PURIM RAISE AWARENESS OF KIDS WITHOUT SCHOOLS, CHADORIM, YESHIVES, SEMS.
PLAY LOY NISKABEL AND WIN £500! FOR DETAILS AND DOWNLOAD https://t.co/aHJ85Rfh9t
SEE IT. SHARE IT. PLAY IT. #LOYNISKABELNOMORE

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Raboisai! Help raise awareness for children without schools. Share & encourage others to play LoyNiskabel in public to give a voice to boys & girls abandoned by chadorim, yeshives, schools & sems.
This Purim say loud & clear #LoyNiskabelNoMore
PLEASE SHARE
https://t.co/jtOzTZ4ktD

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Hey it's Purim soon so I'm allowed a pop-up

🎵CALLING ALL PURIM SHPIELERS🎵
PLAY LOY NISKABEL AND WIN £500!!!

More details and download here: https://t.co/Oiv3tiNGzS

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@pobox168 @HarryKa41657755 אם ראית גנב ותירוץ עמו

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Riposte to (mostly) Stamford Hill eiruv banners on purported grounds of chumros. The days when they could mumble off a few obscure references knowing no one would look them up are long gone. Nowadays they are challenged openly and it's they who lack the wherewithal to respond

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Stamford Hill dayonim (all but one) imperiously dictating to Golders Green to disregard their own rabbonim. How I can't wait for the day when Golders Green and other rabbonim sign similar letter telling Stamford Hill that benefits cheating is fraud and more ossur than any eiruv

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Stamford Hill dayonim (all but one) imperiously dictating to Golders Green to disregard their own rabbonim. How I can't wait for the day when Golders Green and other rabbonim sign similar letter telling Stamford Hill that benefits cheating is fraud and more ossur than any eiruv

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וְאַתָּה תֶחֱזֶה מִכָּל הָעָם אַנְשֵׁי חַיִל יִרְאֵי אֱלֹ-הִים אַנְשֵׁי אֱמֶת שֹׂנְאֵי בָצַע
A rabbi giving a shiur with a laptop is precisely what Yisroi had in mind. But I also hear a snide whisper: What next? Powerpoint r"l?
https://t.co/hc6NCWW90L

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our very own Neville Chamberlain - with all the detestable shame that will cling forever to his history. Now where is our Churchill to speak out LOUD to this moment of moral squalor?

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Barely standing room at Rav Zim's talk in Hagers last night setting out his eiruv stall. Only interruption was sound of final nails going into UOHC's NW coffin. They're still negotiating the cash element in the price of the burial plot