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i like dick but I like captions too I guess 🤪🥵

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-candles ain’t the only thing imma blow today
-go shawty, it’s ur birthday
-sassy since birth
-blessed to see another year
-birthday bitch
-another year of being fabulous

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BIRTHDAY CAPTIONS PT. 3

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-my parents had fun (age) years ago
-(age) years of converting oxygen into carbon dioxide
-growing old but not growing up
-I don’t get older, I just level up

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-lost at sea? I’m not shore
-all I need is vitamin sea
-sorry I’m octopied
-I can sea clearly now
-I’m at the sea now, I beach u to it

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PUNNY BEACH CAPTIONS

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-don’t get tide down
-avoid pier pressure
-shell yeah
-salty but sweet
-if there’s a will, there’s a wave
-shell we dance?

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-aspire to inspire
-happy mind, happy life
-addicted to hope
-beautiful soul
-live your truth
-love yourself first

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SHORT CAPTIONS

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-only a fool for u
-know your worth
-do ya thing b
-sunshine on my mind
-get on my level
-go crazy

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-this is our year
-new year starting w/ bad decisions
-cheers to another year of bad habits
-survived 2020
-new routines, new results
-thankful for another year 🥳

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NEW YEAR’S CAPTIONS

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-all you need is a fresh start
-and the adventures begin yet again
-a little party never killed anybody
-new year, new adventures
-ready for another year w/ you

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-I can’t take no shit
-just wanna have fun
-I’ll make it overflow
-make you forget all about them hoes
-you like it
-ride for you

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SUMMER WALKER CAPTIONS

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-I need more than satisfaction
-show me off
-I got options
-they need more
-they wanna wife it
-that bitch.