꙰ ivan

everyday i'm shufflin

[꙰ ivan @igarza12]

UH I’m in the ocean getting shark pussy

[mrs mind freak @quiet_homeboy]

Once, while sitting in a GP clinic, I overheard a baby say “goo goo ga ga”, and the mother reply: “Well. That’s very stereotypical of you.”

[tex @texmeplease]

my neighbor did the hvac system on spongebob’s house and he said that he doesn’t really live there he just goes there to film the show

[꙰ ivan @igarza12]

@bakedbananners1 🔫

[Tappedfreak @TappedfreakR]

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[The Noticer @johnsteel97]

@Bad_Rats_King

[Wario64 @Wario64]

Donkey Kong 64 coming to Nintendo 64 - Nintendo Switch Online + Expansion Pack on June 4th https://t.co/bz4xUDod3m

[anth*ny @oomfpit]

“nobody told me this” and it’s literally the first thing you learn in Lays tricks class

[dille @flurryfrenzy]

Falco: fox these guys are on my fucking ass get over here

Peppy:

[🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿🌋🏴󠁧󠁢󠁳󠁣󠁴󠁿 @hum_dunkin]

Vulture-sized mosquito lanced my shipmate and drank him like a capri sun he was pale skin and bones in 2 seconds flat

[Cowboy Dan 🐟 @BFNotLeo]

tears in my eyes man

[rot ⋆˙⟡ ⚢ @birdsofyuri]

we cant talk here. message me on the jeremy renner app.