it’s gonna be okay

Portland stand up comedy showcase, every Monday at EastBurn

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I went to elementary school. I know some people refer to it as grammar school. It’s weird that I know multiple people who say they went to “grammar school” who also say “I don’t use pronouns.”

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I am a therapist from Seattle. I am the poorest Frasier in the multiverse.

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Tonight! 8pm! Free Comedy! EastBurn!!!!!!

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Why does no one tell women about boxer briefs? I didn’t learn about how great they are until my 30s. Who is gatekeeping comfy crotches? I blame big pocket Illuminati.

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A man just tried to show me how to use the bus fare reader. (I know how. I’ve been riding the bus for 100 years.) I had my headphones on, but they weren’t turned on so I could hear him, but I just pretended they were turned on and that I couldn’t. Just pretend you can’t hear men.

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If your lips are chapped you can rub a chocolate bar on them. It won’t help, but you are allowed.

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Monday!

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So excited to have the hilarious Jamie Carbone on tonight’s show! Get there by 8pm to get a seat and a raffle ticket.

[Jamie “hubie halloween fan” Carbone @AJamieCarbone]

Cop: Do you know why I pulled you over?
Vanessa Carlton driving a piano: no

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Tonight! 8pm! EastBurn!

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Tonight! 8pm! EastBurn!

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Some drawings by the very talented Terrence Nowicki of last week’s comedy show! Please come out tonight for another amazing hilarious cute show! 8pm EastBurn.

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Heading to EastBurn! Very good comedy, AMAZING AIR CONDITIONING! free/by donation!

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Tonight! 8pm! Free/ by donation. EastBurn has really good cold air conditioning!

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Check out this wonderful drawing that the very talented illustrator Terrence Nowicki did of the performers on Monday!! Please come back next Monday and every Monday for more funny comedians!

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Tonight 8pm! EastBurn

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Tonight! Less than an hour!

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Excited to have the hilarious Dahlia Bell on the show tonight! Free comedy! EastBurn! 8pm!

[Dahlia Belle, LGBTQueer🏳️‍🌈 @MxDahliaBelle]

In celebration of #Juneteenth, I'll be saying all sorts of wild shit about white people today (and everyday)

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Show tonight! 8pm! EastBurn! Free/ by donation. Please come. Bring friends. Get there early to get a seat! Please retweet!

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In honor of Pat Robertson’s passing, I would like to share this touching tribute. Thoughts and prayers. https://t.co/Q1R2lnqUyo

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My only therapeutic goal now is to talk to myself with half the encouragement and kindness with which I speak to my dog.