ALUSI🤴🏽™

It’s okay to exist on social media without feeling like you have to create ‘content’ I am content 😌

[ALUSI🤴🏽™ @igbotically]

Genotype AA, Blood group O+ and you want me to beg you to date me , hot cake like me ... It's like you're mad but no one has told you

[n @noorrbit]

WHY IS SHOPPERS DRUG MART SO EXPENSIVE

[masha @masha_slp]

Slavery was probably 1000x sicker than what we think it was.

[Charles J. Moore @charles270]

I got fired from the car dealership & someone told me I needed to start my own dealership.

[ALUSI🤴🏽™ @igbotically]

@AllLoveCoco @mista_chibbz I thought it’s the mother that took off with the kids ?

[Lien @Jacksonsrule]

Call it a millennial crisis if you want.
But in my 30's, I realized l don't actually want the life I worked so hard for. I don't care about titles. I don't care about climbing anyone else's ladder. I care about time. I care about slow mornings. I care about peace. I care about bare feet at the beach with nowhere to be. I still want to make money.. just not at the cost of my life.

[Twis rasim @Blazt]

Lockdown immediately

[Lazzyyyyyy @em_Lazzy]

If the Epstein files was full of black people they would have released them in theaters

[Alexx Ekubo @AlexxEkubo]

I hope 2 See a day when Cancer wld be just a Zodiac Sign...

[Sweet Poppee @Mister_Manaf]

My son is scared of the football I bought for him. Lord what crime did I commit?😭😭

[ALUSI🤴🏽™ @igbotically]

Took my boy from Vancouver to Washington for grocery, just to spend time with this little fella & buddy was asleep half the trip😅🤦🏽‍♂️

[ALUSI🤴🏽™ @igbotically]

Why aren’t we talking so much about gas prices ? We’re so quiet and it’s worrying.

[Papa Weeb 💨 @Dynamic_Weeb]

Found out the hole in my daughters heart has now completely closed today, She's 100% healthy 😭😭

[ALUSI🤴🏽™ @igbotically]

@40PlusImmigrant Lol 😂 Mark no de serious.

[Jeff Nadu @JeffNadu]

The new American dream is to leave

[Illusions and Glow ✨ @miss__hooper]

My sister has identical twins
She’s so tired this evening and I’m on the phone with her and one of them is bothering her and she went like “Nathan… or Ethan… or whoever you are…”

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣

[KUTT THROAT⚔️ @Gatsoxo]

Bro said if I’m lying then I’m dying

[berms if you know me @_Berma]

Toronto so diverse a racist will ask you your background so their bigotry is appropriately aimed

[6ɪx✦ @ok6ixx]

I Lost my wallet in Tokyo. Like completely lost it. I had all my cards, my cash, everything. I was freaking out.

Went back to every place I'd been that day. Nothing. Went to the police station to file a report, not expecting anything.

The officer asked for my name and address where I was staying. Went to check the lost and found.

I came back with my wallet. Everything is still in it. All the cash, all the cards, even receipts I didn't care about.

I was shocked. Asked where it was found. He checked the report and said "Family Mart, Shibuya. Turned in by an employee 20 minutes after you left."

I went back to that Family Mart to thank whoever found it. The employee who turned it in wasn't there, but his coworker said he'll pass along the message.

I asked what the person's name was so I could come back. The coworker looked confused and said "he doesn't need thanks. It is normal to return a wallet."

Like it was the most obvious thing in the world. Of course you return a lost wallet. Why wouldn't you?

I'd been living in the US too long, I guess. Forgot that some places, doing the right thing is just... normal.

[‏ً @BALUCIAGA]

the saxophones are getting louder.