Mr. Make Shit Happen

im a rockstar.

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White people spaghetti mouth

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@sooshicats

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@mkultragirl_ god Dammnit

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I keep telling my coworkers I’m from Roku City

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They’re kidnapping nonbinary people in LA and turning them into Waymos

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@mmmkayluhh

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@mmmkayluhh and MEEE!!!

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Getting hate tweets but so many lesbians are following me

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I comment my selfies under my sister’s I Never gave a Fuck

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@moshluvr3000 #NeedDat

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Everyone at work loves my haircut

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When I rushed the ASU queer sorority just to hit on this girl and I finally asked for her number and she told me her gf was the President and then later that night I got a text from the president asking me to Call Her so I blocked Everyone in the sorority

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Goodnight zzZzz

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This used to be my Life

[Gus @Nobummmer]

First time my gf came to visit me I sent her on Frontier with 4 connecting flights

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