German

Everybody Lies, Everybody Dies.

[Deep Thoughts @DeepWithoutDeep]

The Irony has reached levels never thought possible

[Jerry Curld ™ @jerrycurld]

If it’s illegal for citizens it shouldn’t be legal for police

[George Roush @GeorgeRoush]

Womp womp, sorry TwitterBros. We figured this one out decades ago:

[German @iGerman13]

@pussitagalasita Jajaj, oye, podrías enviarme un dm?

[Dragon Ball Perfect Shots @DBPerfectShots]

¡Masako Nozawa y Mario Castañeda inauguran oficialmente la Tokyo X de 2026!

[Shagisabadword @shagisabadword]

They raped her for 7 hours STRAIGHT with KETAMINE on their dicks and POSTED FREE PUSSY IN A GROUPCHAT. And all the school did was made them write an essay!?!?? Investigate the school & alumni’s need to stop donating!

[World of Statistics @stats_feed]

Time to drive 10 km:

10 km/h — 60 min
20 km/h — 30 min
30 km/h — 20 min
40 km/h — 15 min
50 km/h — 12 min
60 km/h — 10 min
70 km/h — 8:34
80 km/h — 7:30
90 km/h — 6:40
100 km/h — 6:00
110 km/h — 5:27
120 km/h — 5:00
130 km/h — 4:37

Going from 10 to 20 saves 30 minutes. Going from 120 to 130 saves 23 seconds.

[☬𐌌𐌀𐋄☬ @zondanemesis]

Si yo me ví la historia de la papa en la prehistoria, ustedes también

[🇳 🇦 🇳 🇬 🇴 🎬 @NangoCine]

Si tu hijo adolescente mira el celular con ansiedad durante un partido, pide plata sin explicar para qué o cambió de humor de golpe, preguntale.

Negocio HORRIBLE el de las apuestas deportivas: encierra a los pibes y los lleva a hacer locuras.

Más brasilero que nunca soy este:

[Skyler @skyler_mzx]

lol.
they dont like being tracked

[Aoon The Traveller @aoonsafdar]

This is Oktoberfest

[ToonHive @ToonHive]

Classic ‘Looney Tunes’ and ‘Tom and Jerry’ shorts are returning to the Cartoon Network schedule starting October 2nd, marking their first regular run on the channel since 2017.

They’ll air weekdays at 12:00 PM and 12:30 PM, respectively.

[source: @CNschedules]

[jktlife @joneshop]

Banjir di thailand ya gaes

Hal yg paling kamu takutkan saat banjir apa? Atap Bocor? Atau kendaraan
motor/ mobil mu mogok ditengah jalan.

Tapi saat ketemu ular gmn? Setuju ga?

[Itschi @Itschi1]

🇩🇪 Böse Menschen singen keine Lieder 🇩🇪

[Tendencias en Argentina @porqueTTarg]

"Verstappen"

Porque salió a defender a Colapinto de Norris: "Si el piloto que provocó el accidente es consciente y se disculpa, es solo un pequeño error. Es una lástima que haya involucrado a tantos coches, pero ¿una suspensión por 1 carrera? Creo que es demasiado".

[! @WAVESGOD]

DAWG LMAOOOOOOO THIS SOME TERRORIST SHIT

[German @iGerman13]

😍😍

[corinna kopf @CorinnaKopf]

lil oktoberfest dump 🫦

[ElBuni @therealbuni]

Los piratas somalies capturaron un barco petrolero iraki
El dueño de la empresa se enojo y cayo con 40 miembros de su tribu a recuperarlo (Al-Shaghanba)
Tambien ayudo la policia naval somali

Al final captiraron a los piratas y los metieron en una jaula🌟🌟

[NO CONTEXT HUMANS @HumansNoContext]

A police dog named Ice was given a mugshot after allegedly eating an officer’s lunch while he was away.

The department jokingly said he had refused to cooperate with the investigation. 🐶