cowboy like hayley 🍆

crisp apple-forward she/they lesbian, smooth & jazzy finish, co-owner of the waning gibbous moon phase

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

no one:
amy poehler: my WIFE tina fey. my WIFE rashida jones. my GIRLFRIEND aubrey plaza. i'm ENGAGED to maya rudolph.

[ida @Amandas_wife]

happy pride!!

[ki⭒ @goldenerasnllll]

amy poehler or should i say THE 2000’s it girl im sick

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

what the heck I'll cry at work

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

🌼 how it started how it ended: i luv my friends 🌼

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

parks twitter if ur still there does anyone have the leslie knope meme of i...sad edited to i...gay. need it for important reasons and have lost my copy

[soph⸆⸉🌸| spring era @reidsc4pshaw]

me when benovak

[ida @Amandas_wife]

fuck

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

melinda warner i am free on Tuesday etc etc

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

i will watch a tik tok rolivia edit that is sooooo gay to me and open the comments to see "i love their friendship😭" that is not friendship to me that is they kiss each other on the mouth to me

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

@mrschimpf ugh that sucks so much!!!
I feel like the more I read, the easier it is to clock it's AI written, and it seems like so many are??
And, selfishly, it makes me question the time/effort I put into writing when so many others aren't

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

first tweet in almost 2 years and it's to say I'm feeling so disillusioned with AI written fanfiction like what the fuck is up with that

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

any Australian Amy Poehler fans have an extra ticket to her show in Sydney pls I'll literally give you my first born (or money, if that's preferred)

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

@paynemotors me toooo and i also miss me and YOU and poehler in the same room!!

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

happy March 21st to those that celebrate

[DiscussingFilm @DiscussingFilm]

Reneé Rapp has called for an immediate & permanent ceasefire to the ongoing genocide happening in Palestine whilst on stage at the GLAAD Awards.

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

@amailiabalash SAME! we deserve to be there and especially together

[Laila Al-Arian @LailaAlarian]

Let’s be clear, making Gaza so unlivable as to give people no choice but to flee is ethnic cleansing.

[missfalasteenia @missfalsteenia]

ALL EYES ON RAFAH
ALL EYES ON RAFAH
ALL EYES ON RAFAH
ALL EYES ON RAFAH
ALL EYES ON RAFAH

Israel is now heavily bombing Rafah, with 1.4 million Palestinians in it. We’re witnessing genocide.

[Salamāsina (she/her) @salamasinamusic]

How can I make this more clear?

There is no war.

Palestine has no army.

Hamas wants to give back all the hostages.

Israel wants to murder every single Palestinian, half of which are children, almost 2 million ppl.

What's so hard to understand about that?

It's a genocide.

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

cathtammy forever and ever

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

pt 5: and most importantly, adopted our babies Tui & Ru, the cutest tiniest little guys pitter-patting down our hallway 😍

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

some 2023 memories pt 1: best trip to Brisbane with my love, beautiful birthday friends, working on really important content for consent education, and favourite member of book club!

[cowboy like hayley 🍆 @iggplant]

pt 4: dressed up to see The Chicks, best friend is having a pēpē!, and met some horsey guys in the Kaimanawa Ranges