FunnyFucker

I'm an up and coming comedian trying to funny up the world one joke at a time.

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They're giving free #slurpees at #7-11? I don't care if she slurps or blows me quietly as long as I get a free blowjob!!!

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I would take a selfie with a loaded pistol before I would take a selfie with a camera.

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Being put in the #FriendZone is not bad. Not being able to fuck a friend, that's the bad thing.

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Mexican chicks are always giving blowjobs...cause that's the only way they won't get pregnant. Jk , they can get pregnant through any hole.

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@kirktyler128 @RatedFK @BanditOctopus @fredreker @tha_davedog @Bostonlafferty @criticism_game @AmishBMachine hola hermano

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@MISTER_SS_350 @klaqmosho every chick I fuck is like The Exorcist. They all projectile vomit on me.

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I've seen Chihuahua dogs with , not only more bark but also more balls than you.

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I wanna go to Jersey just so I can tell someone "Eat a bag of dicks Yo" ! That and so I can get murdered.

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My Twitter name is FunnyFucker. My name porn name is FuckerFunny.

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I win every argument with my kids by pointing at my dick and saying "You came out here" .

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Instead of having warnings that tell stupid people "Do not tey this at home" they should say "Go ahead dude, thin the herd".

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I suck at Tweeting but I'm amazing at whistling like a gang member ! WootWoWoWooWoot !

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@comedyandtruth *kneels* Thank u God,Jesus,Holy Ghost & Santa Clause for making me a dude & not one these fickle creatures called "chicks" !

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@calluptome you can also opt to wear your thong backwards. Or your socks on your nipples, whatever.

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@baileysfunky if you can pronounce his name I'll believe you.

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Oh you're eating spicy Mexican food ? Good luck later today when you're taking an Electric Chair shit.

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Hey Twitter, you won asshole, I'll start Tweeting....but I'm not gonna like it.

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I love smelly pussy cus taking a kitten a bath is lots of fun !

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I dropped my free sample at #Costco & told the lady server "It's ok, I've had dirtier things in my mouth. " HaHaa