“Olodo” is not a professional diagnosis. It’s a familiar label that many of us got as kids because 1+1 messed with our brains. We cringed at the sight of the cane-wielding maths teacher, hated dictations/reading exercises time & prayed we will never answer a question
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Twas just last week we were having a discourse about children that don't greet their elders.
Today, we are shifting the posts because it's "company policy".
One of the lady graduating from UBA banking school said “Good Morning TONY” and Tony Elumelu corrected her immediately
As much as I understand she was supposed to say Good Morning Sir without mentioning his name
But I think it was the training they gave them to address people with their first name
She was supposed to know when to draw the line
@OG_commenter@DiohaRachael@ChisomAgbafor Not necessarily for yeye parents. Many times, these parents didn't have a comfortable life while alive because they were neglected. People that do this, do it to prove a point to their "meeting people" or neighbors. It's always an eyesore.
You want your partners, friends & family to be vulnerable. You preach vulnerability everyday but the moment they spill, you will set up a camera & make content out of their brokenness. Every blog would have the screenshots of what they shared with you. They should be wary of you.
No offense to this woman, but at some point we’re going to have to talk about how social media has made it so that women feel this incessant need to “bounce back” after going through a highly traumatic experience like child birth all to try and impress strangers on the internet
@ib_Ailen And there's me who always needs a hug when I am going through a lot.
When they come, I sink into them with relief.
What's a better place to be when your world is topsy-turvy than in the arms of ya beloved?
Hugs are therapeutic walai!
Every mallam with him kettle sha.
The tax collector. I played church for years - sang in the choir, taught Sunday school and preached sometimes in Bible study but I was a filthy sinner. Like the tax collector, I told God I was too ashamed to say the things I had done but He should forgive me. He did. Still does.
Just so you know, terrorism is underreported in Nigeria. The ones you hear about are nowhere near the ones you haven't heard.
Someone was reading out the figures since 2013/14, I was shocked to my bones. Many of us are so out of touch with the realities of some Nigerians.
Didn't realize today's democracy day. When I was told, I sighed. What's there to celebrate?
We have entered the rainy season. Those kids are exposed to the harsh weather and would come down with sickness. It's been a month. What's the democratic Nigeria doing?
#saveorire
@YourBabysDoctor Oversabi sabi neighbor: "Press am. Na so we do am for my sista pikin".
Ignorant mother: Goes ahead to press it.
Now wey wahala don happen, neighbor don take off. I blame people that don't seek advice from the appropriate people. Mtch