gl0q

[gl0q @igngl0q]

@lickingmytaint @jerseymikes Jimmy John’s clears nowadays but nothing beats a Publix sub

[Richard Cranium @RichardCranny69]

Ima be honest, I’m 1000% taking her last name in this situation

[gl0q @igngl0q]

@isis3ever Quick iron break

[gl0q @igngl0q]

@puffinoncloudz

[gl0q @igngl0q]

Dude gonna do fed time for antibiotics and plain promethazine 😭😭😭

[cloudz @puffinoncloudz]

thank you walgreens

[Jugg Messiah @SparkleDragon24]

I wish on depop they had they option to pay with ur depop balance instead of ur card…that would be really dangerous for me though

[gl0q @igngl0q]

@SobrietyField Start ring shopping

[droodle @droodbug]

when she has a foidian slip and accidentally reveals something she didn’t want to

[gl0q @igngl0q]

@Spottyroo Wouldn’t this.. technically.., be a….. Magnum PI 😏

[Bill Boobichick @RamsesTar]

My ex should be serving life in prison for animal abuse for the way she treated the goat

[Yung link @yunglinkk]

👀

[gl0q @igngl0q]

This is amazing

[daisy @9aisy_]

But fuck It bro it’s your life

[davey @jerseyh0mo]

Breathing in hefty lungfuls of smoke as I get explosive diarrhea from salad, the sky turns apocalyptic orange while oil companies drill in protected lands, screwworms are eating cattle alive and the president just paid $6 million for rape. And I’m also able to bet on all of it!

[Mr. S.T.A.R. @favelaoverlord]

“Alpha men” want to ban porn because it ‘makes men soy’
“Feminists” want to ban porn because it ‘exploits women’
“Conservatives” want to ban porn because it’s not christian
“Liberals” want to ban porn because it’s ‘predatory’

The gooner walks alone, as usual.

[fenlon @fen_lon]

smoking the weed that lets me forgive myself

[eve @csiirac]

people are dying from the #JerkOffAndKillYourselfChallenge