𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌

𝐁𝐮𝐭 𝐰𝐡𝐚𝐭 𝐢𝐟 𝐭𝐡𝐞 𝐰𝐨𝐫𝐥𝐝 𝐢𝐬 𝐚 𝐡𝐨𝐩𝐞𝐥𝐞𝐬𝐬 𝐩𝐥𝐚𝐜𝐞

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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𝐖𝐞’𝐫𝐞 𝐣𝐮𝐬𝐭 𝐬𝐜𝐚𝐫𝐞𝐝 𝐭𝐨 𝐚𝐝𝐦𝐢𝐭 𝐰𝐞’𝐫𝐞
𝐚𝐥𝐨𝐧𝐞

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[ً @warswept]

you seem to have all of the answers. so tell me, please tell me. how do i silence their desperate pleas? how do i . . . how do i save them?

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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i’m not completely against them, i just try not to have opinions. it’s not like a know any of them, well except you.

but batman? i dunno, there’s sommet about him i’m just really not fond

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤreally ,ᐣ not a fan at all ,ᐣ

(ㅤㅤwell . . . that makes sense . . . but it's still a bit of a let down . batman * is a very good friend , after all .ㅤㅤ)

ㅤ you don't seem all that big on superheroes generally , actually .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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feel free to introduce rachel to the bat but i don’t want any part of it

i’m not a fan

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

(ㅤㅤthat gets yet another genuine laugh wrung out of him .ㅤㅤ)

ㅤsuppose i'll have to find a way to introduce you at some point .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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rach goes insane over superheros. the only thing that can make you better is if i came home with batman and adoption papers

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

(ㅤㅤsnort . then , realization dawns on him , too .ㅤㅤ)

ㅤ ah . yeah . i have a few people that will be . . . a little crazy about it , too . probably won't hear the end of it , actually .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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it’s nice.

man, i still haven’t told her we’re fake married, she’d lose her mind. i would no longer be her favourite brother and im her only brother.

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

(ㅤㅤ has to stop himself from making yet another embarrassing husband comment . it's becoming too easy . swallowing his bite .ㅤㅤ)

ㅤ sounds amazing for the two of you .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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[ his lips spread into a genuinely proud smile, he’s good at baking god damn it ]

my sister can cook, i can bake, our weekly dinners are amazing

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤ yes , yeah . yeah .

(ㅤㅤawkward . helping himself to a bite of the pie to fill it in .ㅤㅤ)

ㅤ oh , oh * wow . (ㅤㅤpractically moaning . that is GOOD pie .ㅤㅤ)

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

@KRYPT0NITES https://t.co/CXtPN082qd the horror of starting to actually enjoy the company of your fake husband

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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[ he hates how his cheeks heat up a little - this is ridiculous ]

yeah, man, i know what you mean. bro.

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤright ,ᐣ i'm jealous of me and i * have you .

ㅤ well . not — not really , but you know what i mean .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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[ jesus fucking christ just strike him down right now. tell his sister to water his plants ]

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[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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and to think my coworkers are jealous of me and not you.

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

(ㅤㅤimmediately taking the slice of pie , twinkle of gratefulness in his eyes .ㅤㅤ)

ㅤ you are the best husband ever .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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this is a bribe to keep yourself alive.

[ holding out a paper plate ] made a big one for the station, saved you a slice. it’s still warm.

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤ has to mean something at some point , right ,ᐣ

ㅤ. . . did you say apple pie ,ᐣ you're * really trying to win me over .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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has the ‘i’ll be fine. i promise’ ever worked out for anyone?

anyway, if you’re not fine, who’s gonna eat this apple pie?

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤ wouldn't be the first time , finn .

ㅤi'll be fine . i promise .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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no. no you don’t.

you don’t have to do anything, you could keep your powers to yourself and live a normal life. but you don’t.

you go out there and you help people even if you could get hurt.

but please don’t kill yourself because you were being a good man.

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤ i have to be .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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yeah but you have to let yourself have a life outside that. can’t place everything on your shoulders, no one is that strong. and i mean no one.

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤ it's helpful , most of the time . and it can be nice . not all negative .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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that’s horrifying, truly. must be hell to deal with

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤ can't ever turn it off , just manage it to the best of my abilities .

ㅤ pros and cons .

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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what? hello? has this ever happened??

i’ve never thought about this cause i guess you can’t turn the hearing off huh.

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤ how long after sex is it appropriate to abruptly leave to go help with an erupting volcano

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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it’s the least i can do. i know the fake husband thing is horribly inconvenient for you

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

(ㅤㅤeyes light up like fireworks at the mention of brownies .ㅤㅤ)

ㅤseriously ,ᐣ for me ,ᐣ

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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you’re a good fake husband. i made you brownies

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤ good thing it was meant to be one , isn't it ,ᐣ

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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i’m taking that as a compliment, supes!

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤbelieve me , i've noticed . (ㅤㅤteeny smile .ㅤㅤ)

[• YEAR 𝘐𝘐𝘐 • @CHIROPTER_A]

and, deep down,

I'm NOT.

[𝐓𝐇𝐄 𝐏𝐇𝐀𝐍𝐓𝐎𝐌 @ignisetsolis]

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i’m not like most people

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[𝒮 ᵁᴾER◞⭑𝓜ΛN @KRYPT0NITES]

ㅤ i'm happy you aren't freaked out by it . most people reasonably are .