Isaac Gonzales

[Nosebleed Baseball @Baseball_NBS]

One of the most disappointing endings to an MLB season ever?😬

A franchise that committed over $1.8 billion to just five players:

Ohtani: $700M
Betts: $365M
Yamamoto: $325M
Tucker: $240M
Snell: $182M

2026 adjusted payroll: $339M
Deferred salary commitments: $1.1 billion

And after all that, they get SWEPT in the NLCS by a Milwaukee Brewers team with a $146M payroll 🧹

[trev @BayAreaTrev]

FUCK THE DODGERS

[Joke 🃏 @Jokeeee_]

Mookie - 12 yrs/ 365m
Freeman - 6 yrs/ 162m
Hernandez - 3 yrs/ 66m
Tucker - 4yrs/ 240m
Pages - 1yr/ 800k
Ohtani - 10 yrs/ 700m
Smith - 10 yrs/ 140m
Rojas - 1yr/ 5.5m
Edman - 5 yrs/ 74m

Per year - 244.52m
Grand total - 1.75 BILLION

All that $$$ to score 7 runs...

[Giant Hot Takes @GiantHotTakes]

Not only lost. Swept. At home.

[Giant Hot Takes @GiantHotTakes]

The Dodgers are cheaters.

[Ender Inciarte @enderinciartem]

Hey @elonmusk, it would mean the world to Venezuelans if you could enable Starlink during this tragedy our country is facing after the earthquake. 🙏🇻🇪

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Wait but Newsom told me there’s no fraud in California?!?!

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

All DOGE required was contact information of the recipients to confirm that funding was not fraudulent. No validated medical funding was stopped.

Anything that appeared to be legitimate lifesaving funding continued and is now administered by the State Department.

If anyone had actually died as a result of DOGE, their names would be worldwide headline news!

On the other hand, USAID did help fund the Wuhan Virology Institute, which caused the deaths of millions, and the revolution that started the Russia-Ukraine war.

[Kevin Dalton @TheKevinDalton]

San Francisco Chronicle: Athletes should express themselves.

Also San Francisco Chronicle: Not you guys.

[Libs of TikTok @libsoftiktok]

Democrats in California just stole an election right in front of our eyes and didn’t even try to hide it

[America @america]

The State of California is not allowing the federal government to audit their voter rolls.

Wonder why that could be…

[End Wokeness @EndWokeness]

Mail-ins arriving before Election Day:
🔵 Bass: 38.1%
🔴 Pratt: 27.9%
🔵 Raman: 20%

Mail-ins arriving after Election Day:
🔵 Raman: 37% (+17% surge)
🔵 Bass: 34.9% (-3% drop)
🔴 Pratt: 19% (-9% drop)

Who are we kidding here? This is fraud.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

💯

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

❤️❤️ Happy Mother’s Day ❤️❤️

Appreciation to mothers everywhere who brought us all into the world and nurtured their beloved children 🥰

[Alex Pavlovic @PavlovicNBCS]

Patrick Bailey's bat flip:

[Nick shirley @nickshirleyy]

@C_3C_3

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

California legislators are trying to make investigating fraud illegal

[FBI Director Kash Patel @FBIDirectorKash]

Rest in Peace, Deputy Sheriff Randy Hoppert of the Tulare County Sheriff’s Office in California. End of Watch: April 9, 2026.

Deputy Hoppert served for over 6 years and was a veteran of the United States Navy.

The FBI sends our prayers and condolences to his family, friends, and colleagues left behind. They will have our full support.

[Elon Musk @elonmusk]

🇺🇸🇺🇸 Welcome home! 🇺🇸🇺🇸