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1. I’m dumb 2. I’m evil 3. I love you 4. I love my family 5. Please pray for my family 6. I’m sorry 7. Please forgive me 8. Please pray for me 9. Thank you

[squanto @igowhereimled]

I’ve been friends with this homeless guy for three years and I still can’t tell if he’s mentally disabled. He’s like bad at identifying different animals and colors but he’s also kinda super enlightened so maybe it’s beneath him 🤷‍♀️

[squanto @igowhereimled]

I ate a fish earlier

[@autechres @autechres]

When two kids at school were cousins it was like oh ok wow. They know each other a bit better than most of us do

[squanto @igowhereimled]

@a8065287968522 :(

[Sleepy time bear @bridespanker]

The Woah Vicky account was sold early 2023 to a private equity firm owned by Peter Thiel

[Ops. @MercianOps]

I had a dream last night I was pissing for ages, about 10 minutes or so.

Woke up this morning and the bedsheets were bone dry.

THAT’S progress. THAT’S eugenic.
It’s crawling towards the sun with a knife between your teeth.

[squanto @igowhereimled]

my avoidanceor whatever you want to call it is so powerful and automatic that it feels completely insane. i’ve put myself in the most batshit situations over the years by doing Nothing . i don’t even really exist bc i’ve always lived my life like i’m dreaming in the 3rd person😍

[its jex btw @beersmoker93]

i dont wash my car i dont shave my legs and i dont peel my potatoes

[squanto @igowhereimled]

i don’t even know if he’s a stray i could be getting played

[squanto @igowhereimled]

i feel bad bc the stray cat ive been feeding showed up at my doorstep later than usual this morning so i didn’t have time to feed him breakfast

[squanto @igowhereimled]

@diagnosoid i think they’re naturally excluded from a lot of sinful activities

[squanto @igowhereimled]

it’s probably so easy for ugly people to make it into heaven

[#dan @dan_allegretto]

good morning twitter! time to think about rape for the next 16 hours for the second or third week in a row

[squanto @igowhereimled]

@halfsabra @SeanMcCarthyCom aren’t you the guy with the weird penis? and you beg every woman you encounter online to let you show them?

[squanto @igowhereimled]

I’m having evil thoughts about my most evil coworker again

[squanto @igowhereimled]

@JimboDardy 🤮

[squanto @igowhereimled]

why is everyone so obsessed with sex?

[squanto @igowhereimled]

@l_eon_i language

[squanto @igowhereimled]

I don’t have “peers”

[squanto @igowhereimled]

@sokkekontoen Honey honey 🎶

[squanto @igowhereimled]

sugar sugar

[Kim Krast @Drastic_Krast]

@pixie_b33 @doodhshalwaar Fuck I actually love doing this. Specifically to assholes.

[squanto @igowhereimled]

I’m a normie and my interiority is so effing bleak