ilise green

📍New York

[lauren @winonaddict]

happy gilmore girls season to all who celebrate!

[ilise green @igreen95]

It’s officially Gilmore Girls season 😍

[ilise green @igreen95]

Mikes roommate texted him that he saw Diddy when we were eating dinner and then diddy just got arrested 😂😂

[ilise green @igreen95]

Remember when I screamed when a rat ran across my foot last week while walking to the subway and mike told me to calm down… CAN YOU BELIEVE

[ilise green @igreen95]

Guests have to sign in at Mike’s building now and it’s so embarrassing. Like bro I’ve been coming here multiple times a week for a year, you know who I am.

[ilise green @igreen95]

My favorite part about going away for the weekend without mike is I get to eat all the nuts I want

[ilise green @igreen95]

NYC is extra smelly today

[ilise green @igreen95]

People that don’t let you off the subway/elevator before getting on are wild. Who raised you

[Brittany D☁️ @vigilantebrittt]

The beret 😭😭

[ilise green @igreen95]

Hot take but there are too many boring events at the Olympics.

[ilise green @igreen95]

Day to night means taking off your sticky boobs

[ilise green @igreen95]

Introduced Mike to my coffee cart guy yesterday so I guess it’s now official

[ilise green @igreen95]

Moving is so awkward. Let me just sit here while you literally work your ass off and sweat to death to move my stuff :)

[jasmine @jasiashley]

not watching the debate but I am watching love island usa where my vote actually means something

[ilise green @igreen95]

Today a guy asked if I used to be a gymnast and I said yes and he said I can tell because you have an amazing body and then turned to Mike and said don’t worry I’m gay so I can say that. Icon,

[ilise green @igreen95]

Restaurants that still have world dryer hand dryers instead of Dysons need to grow up

[ilise green @igreen95]

Found my headphones in the washer and something tells me they won’t be working anymore…

[ilise green @igreen95]

Chick fil a def puts crack in their ice

[bitsy von muffling @DoctorPissPants]

His ass is NOT getting his steps in

[ilise green @igreen95]

Last week in my workout class one of the girls just walked out after we had only finished 2 out of 12 of our stations. And today she came back as if nothing happened. Truly so much respect to her I’d have to quit