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be happy life is long

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nah he tweakin

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I crave Chick-fil-A on Sundays exclusively because my subconscious wants what it can’t have

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If the earth is flat then explain this

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Imagine killing yourself and the first thing your ghost sees as it leaves your body is Logan Paul walking towards you with his stupid hat

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Kinda funny how the main thing we use our drivers license for is to purchase things that impair our ability to drive.

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When you don’t realize something is directed towards you

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Me monitoring my bitcoin today.

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This is getting out of control

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When you're trying to cut down on your utility bill.

#bettercallsaul

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Everyone: what are your plans in life?

Me:

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Pablo Escobar and his wife Maria circa 1981 (colorized)

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Friend: what are your plans tonight ?

Me:

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Remember when people thought 2016 was the worst year.

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My Cholesterol Romance

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When you don't pay the electric bill

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When Fuckjerry slightly changes a couple words in your meme and puts his watermark on it.

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Everyone: you think being salty about everything will get you anywhere in life?
Me:

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My Plans for Memorial Day:

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When you type fidget spinner but it autocorrects to midget spinner.

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Goes on Tumbler once