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[Å @igsy]

Kingston one way is completely gnarled up thanks to these roadworks. @thameswater busy doing nothing 🙄

[Å @igsy]

@BanquetRecords Leftfield?

[Phantoms @phantoms]

Every electronic festival for the next month.

[Jonathan Pie @JonathanPieNews]

Accurate.

[Deborah Meaden 🇺🇦 @DeborahMeaden]

I am angry and I’m never moving on… how do you feel?

[Private Eye Magazine @PrivateEyeNews]

Downing Street officials offered to waive restrictions on mourners for Prince Philip’s funeral. The Queen refused, on the grounds she wanted to set an example rather than be an exception to the rules. So they threw two parties instead. Full story in the brand new Private Eye.

[Å @igsy]

@NickChis @Maria_Wilder @virginmedia This is ridiculous - awful customer service @virginmedia, wait til 30 mins before the deadline then extend it. What’s the problem?

[Å @igsy]

@NickChis @Maria_Wilder @virginmedia Service status for KT2 says the fix estimate time is 18:30 😳 Trying to get some work done here @virginmedia, please hurry!

[Charlie Brooker @charltonbrooker]

That scruffy cunt better be working on his resignation speech.

[Keir Starmer @Keir_Starmer]

The Conservatives' serial incompetence is holding Britain back.

#PMQs

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

A message from the White Cliffs of Dover. Sound on.

[Å @igsy]

Drinking the label https://t.co/wT3Ds58ZoD via @campaignmag

[Led By Donkeys @ByDonkeys]

Boris Johnson is incompetent, pass it on

[Richard Osman @richardosman]

I'm just about old enough to remember people refusing to wear seatbelts. They disputed the science. 'It makes it harder to escape from your car if there's an accident!' All that stuff. These people will always be around. Wanting to prove they're cleverer than you? I don't know.

[Cold War Steve @coldwarsteve]

Naseby

[ALASTAIR CAMPBELL @campbellclaret]

357 deaths - looking like it will be another day when UK death toll higher than the rest of the Europe combined. Day after day, the consequence of @borisjohnson catastrophic failure and incompetence exposed. All over the world, other governments have got on top of this, not ours

[Rebecca Faulkner @rebeccanomics]

So you're telling me the Mirror deliberately only broke half the story last night to provide Dom and his lying sycophants with enough rope to hang themselves. Now that's what you call a comms strategy. Bravo @PippaCrerar 👏👏