lauren

Artist currently residing in Norfolk.

[Greta Thunberg @GretaThunberg]

this is what happens when you don’t recycle your pizza boxes

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

“Seeing everyone’s true face, makes me wish they would keep their masks on. ‘Cause I don’t want to know who you really are, I thought you would have learned your lesson by now.”

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

Me: “Quit eating all the baby’s snacks!”

Alex: “But it’s a family pack!”

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

Twice in a year. So glad Alex wasn’t at work today. My heart goes out to all my Fruit Stand peeps that were there

[Erin Miller @Emiller_reports]

2 people were shot inside the @macarthurcenter and taken to the hospital. @NorfolkPD say it happened around 8:30pm - right before the mall closes at 9pm

Clarence Neely was inside working when he heard shots ring out https://t.co/UdJwTkOXRC via @WTKR3

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

Motherhood is... your baby using your clothes as a tissue. I’m COVERED in boogers. 🤢

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

@hqtrivia laurnoe -lemme get that extra life

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

Feeling like the Venus of Willendorf in these last few days of pregnancy. #fatandfertile

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

Received some heartbreaking news about the status of a friend today, I’m really hoping he can pull through. 💙

[Chris (Simpsons artist) @getbentsaggy]

goodbye stephen hawking now that the stars can finally meet you i think that they will be so proud that their atoms created someone quite as special and as brilliant as you xox

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

I wonder if I’m the only person who bought a bag of spinach and twenty-two donuts on the same transaction today. -@aTriumphForMan

[James Comey @Comey]

All should appreciate the FBI speaking up. I wish more of our leaders would. But take heart: American history shows that, in the long run, weasels and liars never hold the field, so long as good people stand up. Not a lot of schools or streets named for Joe McCarthy.

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

Living off cough syrup rn.

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

I must say that I enjoy getting wine drunk then playing RPGs. It adds a whole nother level of challenge.

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

I absolutely love it when a man defines a word you use, like you used it without knowing the definition. Like it’s my FAVORITE.

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

This lady in front of me at Starbucks just ordered an earl grey with 12 packets of sugar, then proceeded to ask for four packets of honey. 😬

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

#MeToo

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

That new Brand New tho...

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

Pretty sure Alex and I are moving to the oceanfront.

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

I can't believe that Cherry and I have been together for almost a year. I love playing my guitar so much. For being a cheapo, she jams hard.

[lauren @iguessimhuman]

Spending your day off playing guitar, painting, and drawing is literally the best thing ever.