Mason Korger

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

Is this an Inside Out 2 reference? I can’t believe they made it a real sport!!!!

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

All of deforestation could be severely halted and the trees saved if only CVS didn’t print me a damn scroll of infinite wisdom for purchasing a box of nerds gummy clusters and a redbull.

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

I’m tired of living in the shadows. I’m gonna say it….

I think “people” who lick their fingers when turning pages are grody and should apologize.

I’ve had teachers hand me papers with WET MARKS from their yucky mouth micro biome.🤢🤢 like EWW dude.

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

Guys i know it’s frowned upon, but I’m self undiagnosing I’m totally fine now.

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

Chicen butt

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Guess what

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

Just saw one of these on the road. Who thought Poop911 was a good idea?

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

This is slander

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

I don’t care if you have a 100% foolproof plan for world peace, the cure for cancer, or are the nicest person to walk this earth.

If you send me an unsolicited text message telling me to vote for you you’re never getting my vote.

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

Where is my Wendy’s 4 for 4™

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

Is Usain Bolt like his actual name because fr he was born for that shit

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

Just watched a guy stop in the middle of the highway, turn on his hazards, Just to pick up a rusty muffler off the side of the road and toss it in the back of his truck??????

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

People in Texas don’t know how to fucking park

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

They Fr decorating the trees already?? it’s only July, I hate Christmas people 🙄

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

@Gilli_God Spongebob sky

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

I love this picture so much, there’s so much tension between them. Like are they gonna kiss or what

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

Just learned that calling people/things the goat means Greatest Of All Time. I thought people just really liked goats

[Mason Korger @iguessitstyty]

SCOTUS more like SCROTUS

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Feeling like committing a crime