m🌞 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏//مريم

one-liners were never really my thing until i became the funniest human being alive. callipygian as hell 🇪🇬 🇵🇸 🏳️‍🌈 she/her ☭

[m🌞 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏//مريم @ihardlyknowem]

Egyptian-Palestinian woman with curly blonde balayage hair and red lipstick looking incredibly hot 🍒💋

[George SJW Bush @acenter102]

I think about this a lot

[lexi @elextra__]

strip clubs should have open pole night like how bars have open mic night

[m🌞 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏//مريم @ihardlyknowem]

@parkjimin0k This is a HACKER and I am relaying a message not to interact with them on good authority from the real chaos_nrg !!!!!!!

[m🌞 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏//مريم @ihardlyknowem]

@timesnewromania No I think this is Dunedin actually ❤️

[annie ⭐️ @Anni3ac]

from 1986

[Swaggy Unc, IQ 267 @swaggyunc]

Eating in Mexico coming from England or Scotland has got to be a transcendent experience. Like seeing colors for the first time

[Black Marlins Man @ampaveli]

Every other post on IG now

[m🌞 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏//مريم @ihardlyknowem]

When my very Arab family first moved to the US in 2006 my little sister Salma, who was probably about 6 at the time, came to me crying one day because the kids in her class were calling her Osalma Bin Laden and honestly I laughed a little bit

[christine 🌿 @xtinemarx]

my childhood nickname was “christine the bean” until 2001 when my older brother and sister began a competition to see which of them could think of a new nickname that made me cry the most. this resulted in them calling me “osama bin laden” for the next three years

[lizee 💫 @troybarretts]

my friends birthday “party” invite she sent out is absolutely sending me

[Ed Balls @edballs]

Ed Balls

[beau i'spose 🦜 @frenchfrydream_]

the older I grow the more I dont play abt children like they're literally new here have some respect

[m🌞 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏//مريم @ihardlyknowem]

@jaboukie No 🩷

[Zara Rahim @ZaraRahim]

Fun fact! Elmo is actually short for El Mohammed

[🚫🐼rizz-al-ghul @killu_watt_]

Realest shit I ever seen

[TK🍉| commissions closed @CrazySadAzn]

trying to find the balance between becoming more politically informed and not killing myself

[ALUTHEDON @Mbakaza4L]

I don’t think anyone will ever be able to fully comprehend the extent of intergenerational trauma that is being created right now as we speak. This will be a stain on the history of humanity forever.

[m🌞 𓍊𓋼𓍊𓋼𓍊𓆏//مريم @ihardlyknowem]

@DR_MakesStuff @hermitfriend This is the funniest thing I have ever read in my entire life