Lai Jess

Always tired.

[Lai Jess @ihatechu123]

Man these young fast food workers really dgaf. My order is wrong more times than it is right. McDonald’s, sonic, Panera, you name it. When I look in the drive through window and see a bunch of teens I immediately wanna just drive off. Jesus Christ

[Justin Colón 🇵🇷 @JustinColon_]

bitch who the motha fukin killed Jon Benet Ramsey

[✨Shady Reality 📺 @RealityLeenie]

Marissa: “I’m scared you’re going to leave if I get sick or have a baby and can’t have sex with you all the time”

Ramses: “yeah that’s fair”

Boy you are going to HELLLLLLLLLL

#LoveIsBlind #LoveIsBlind7

[nina 🪩📨 @ninabubblygum]

notice how it's always about how jenn makes them feel rather than what they love about jenn herself

#thebachelorette

[Lai Jess @ihatechu123]

Also, yes I do stop or slow down for small animals crossing the road so if your dumbass wrecks cause you were tailgating me, that’s on you moron. 🙄

[Lai Jess @ihatechu123]

What I’ve learned from living in Fort Worth the past few years:
Do not go the same second that stoplight turns green cause these people do not give a damn and 5 of them will still go after their light turned red 🙄

[RNSuperHero @RNSuperHero]

Welcome to micu where we do a lot of excessive things to keep 90 year olds artificially alive

[Mariame💕 @Mariame_x33]

I don’t feel bad for Serena. She liked him one day, the next day she didn’t, then the next day she did?? The girl in casa came in and wanted him straight away! Idk what Serena expected 🤷🏾‍♀️ #loveislandusa

[Shafeeq @Y2SHAF]

this cannot be the same brain that earned a bachelor’s degree

[Lai Jess @ihatechu123]

Rob crying on #LoveIsland …. 🤮

[priscilla page @BBW_BFF]

still feeling juiced from Furiosa I'm gonna go out and steal a car

[delaney @danversguardian]

this hits so much harder after furiosa

[Jenni @hashjenni]

periods, pregnancy, menopause...
while men just.. live their lives? i don't get it

[Lai Jess @ihatechu123]

@Liberty_SuzyQ @LauraPowellEsq If a hospital needs to get hold of a doctor, they will be able to get a hold of that doctor.

[Lai Jess @ihatechu123]

@bigolgeeek @smoke_nd_pearlz My patient the other day tryna take a piss with me standing right next to him just sat back down without doing anything and said he got stage fright 🥲
I feel bad for patients because same thing would happen to me.

[Lai Jess @ihatechu123]

@smoke_nd_pearlz @Q2turnQueen Me literally last night next to a 6 ft tall grown ass man 🥲

[💕 Doll Face✨ @smoke_nd_pearlz]

Being a nurse is so humiliating sometimes because wym i gotta stay in the room with a patient while they take a MASSIVE SHIT on the beside commode?

[Lai Jess @ihatechu123]

@FedEx ‘s response to us having an apartment with a gate code is that they recommend we sit by the gate for 3 hrs during the estimated delivery window because they will not put in the gate code. This is beyond annoying. Horrible customer service. #FedEx