lord DIO Brando

📍the king of kings.
- I will achieve heaven.
#cancelthejoestars
-a hedonist by soul

[⁺‧₊˚ ཐི⋆𝘿𝙄𝙊 𝘽𝙍𝘼𝙉𝘿𝙊⋆ཋྀ ˚₊‧⁺ @Dio_Incarnate]

jotaro kujo stay the fuck away from my son

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@Za_Warudo100 He’s right. Slut stand….

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@Rat_Man_Preston Yes you should.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@therealnori_kak Excuse you??? Okay I’m making your death my priority.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@Rat_Man_Preston You’re good. Just make sure no one ragebates you to death or something.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

Do you wish to work for yours truly, the one and only great Lord Dio? Consider applying! High acceptance rate. Stand users preferred.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@ErinaaJoestar I mean the bourgeoisie has done that for hundreds of years. And when I do it it’s suddenly wrong? You mortals are such a hypocrites. That’s why you’ll lose and I’ll keep winning.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@NovemberB3stB01 Congratulations. You’re hired!

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@St4lkersTango You will perish.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

My charming loyal servant.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@pittykin Depends on how many Joestars you manage to hit.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@gmistasimp Sure. Unlike if you’d joined the Joestars. No insurance whatsoever there.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@GiornoOfSHEDTWT Yes Giorno, but you must actually do the job.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@ErinaaJoestar You mean taking advantage of people’s nativity? I was born to rule the world, and I believe end justifies the means. Jojo was truly just a spoiled rich kid, who knew nothing about the real world. And he paid for it with his life.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@ErinaaJoestar Evil? Oh I must laugh, Joestar. And who are you exactly to decide which is evil, and which is justice? You are the evil ones in the eyes of god. I, Dio, am the epitome of life. And if there is someone with right to dictate morality, it is me.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@ErinaaJoestar Oh? Watch your tone, Joestar spouse. You are just another stepping stone for me to reach greatness. No coward would ever achieve what I have.
Vanilla Ice, however, he wouldn’t hesitate to die for me, if I told him so out of whim. His devotion is unmatched.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@ArabiaFats Thank you, my servant. As long as you stay loyal, you may be blessed by the presence of yours truly.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

Isn’t it funny how I’m literally better than anyone else? How lucky you are to live in the same hemisphere.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@GiornoGiovannaF The modern age sure is a bit confusing. Nevertheless, your request shall be fulfilled.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

The longer I look into a mirror, the more I wish I could have sex with myself.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@Cryo_Falcon Exactly right. As long as you remain loyal.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@Za_Warudo100 Go eat feces. Utter buffoon.

[lord DIO Brando @ihatejonathan_]

@dotem022 This is why I hate him.