matt

making markets more based

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@LikeableLobster lobster fuckin lying

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@openforage first

[matt @ihatemalloc]

gonna do it again

[matt @ihatemalloc]

thrilled to announce that I’ve sold some bullshit and will likely buy some other bullshit soon

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@_jhunsaker @zaks_anna @category_xyz LMFAOOOO

I LOVE IT DUDE

[Travis Whitaker (hs/acc) @TravisMWhitaker]

We spent years and billions of dollars inserting a C compiler into a lossy hash table. Here’s how we spent two weeks getting it back out with a Markov process.

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@0xfdf welcome back

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@seandsweeney dinner with jay-z

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@maharshii guess you’re gonna be friends with everyone!!

[matt @ihatemalloc]

i saw the fantastic four with my cousin and he kept saying “here’s the thing” every 3 minutes and it was honestly better than any part of that movie

[matt @ihatemalloc]

dam @DeepDishEnjoyer is gone. this app will never been the fucking same

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@hopes_revenge @1929stockcrash based

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@DeepDishEnjoyer Beautiful

[matt @ihatemalloc]

I’ve done this twice in the past 3 days and both already have 10+ hours logged

[matt @ihatemalloc]

whenever I put someone on Balatro it always feels like I’m giving them their first cigarette

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@sophiekornchip @_jhunsaker @JohnWRichKid Sounds like it’s working just fine

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@cachecrab damn that would have been a way better handle than what I have now

[matt @ihatemalloc]

i think abt this every other day

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@__paleologo https://t.co/aHMI6JV3hJ

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@_jhunsaker lemme get a soft pretzel with 10,000 transactions per second, 1-second block times, single-slot finality, and low-hardware requirements