matt

making markets more based

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@codeshaunted True

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@DeepDishEnjoyer That’s fine I’ll buy Solana

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@DeepDishEnjoyer p4 smiling is cursed

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@hopes_revenge @allTheYud Ty hope

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@DeepDishEnjoyer thanks Tyler

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@vamaddur my b won’t happen again

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@codeshaunted The screenshot is 1000% AI generated, look closely

[matt @ihatemalloc]

CERN shutdown obviously fucking with microprice rn

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@LikeableLobster lobster fuckin lying

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@openforage first

[matt @ihatemalloc]

gonna do it again

[matt @ihatemalloc]

thrilled to announce that I’ve sold some bullshit and will likely buy some other bullshit soon

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@_jhunsaker @zaks_anna @category_xyz LMFAOOOO

I LOVE IT DUDE

[Travis Whitaker (hs/acc) @TravisMWhitaker]

We spent years and billions of dollars inserting a C compiler into a lossy hash table. Here’s how we spent two weeks getting it back out with a Markov process.

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@0xfdf welcome back

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@seandsweeney dinner with jay-z

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@maharshii guess you’re gonna be friends with everyone!!

[matt @ihatemalloc]

i saw the fantastic four with my cousin and he kept saying “here’s the thing” every 3 minutes and it was honestly better than any part of that movie

[matt @ihatemalloc]

dam @DeepDishEnjoyer is gone. this app will never been the fucking same

[matt @ihatemalloc]

@hopes_revenge @1929stockcrash based