Prozac

Prozac ✨💀 💊 👑 degen drag goblin 💖 she/they

[Prozac @ihateprozac]

BINCH I FINALLY BEAT JUNIMO KART!

(cheers to 100mi_runr, oknia_ and @twentysomeloser for the inspo to grind this godforsaken game omfg!)

https://t.co/k3PcOsU8dJ

[blue @bluewmist]

Our house rule is you don't have to go to sleep if you're reading. So my 8 year old is now reading 6th grade reading level because he likes thinking that he's getting away with staying up after bedtime. Win/win.

[Swan🇹🇭 | commission open @swnskg]

give a raise to Metallica social team right now👏🏻

[blessika 🤠🇵🇸 @snailtechnician]

somewhat unrelated but i love this person that calls in to dean withers and sings to him

[Matt Wright @theKlutz2000]

@andreasxirtus We're just copying old viral posts word-for-word, huh?
https://t.co/4CtF5AtT6u

[ayan🏴󠁧󠁢󠁥󠁮󠁧󠁿🇧🇦 @ayanyx]

this is one of the cutest things i’ve ever seen wow

[Manoco @Moonlighhy]

The dandelion whisks all over his face

[D. @Microphe]

Fifa rezilliğe devam ediyorken markalar da gerilla pazarlama dersi veriyor resmen.

Resmi sponsor olmadığı için otellerdeki ketçap mayonezin bile üstünü siyah bantla kapatan Fifa'nın şark kurnazlığı, markaları etkilemiyor aksine onlara yeni bir reklam alanı açıyor.

[Lemma’s Animal Desk @DoctorLemma]

Well, I’d be scared too

[Abyss @Abyssoft]

If anyone knows of one of these in working order that's for sale let me know

[levi teitel @lateitel]

was thinking about why it’s so difficult to find housing in detroit and reminded that this was handed to me after a viewing

[Pokémon Perfect Shots @Pokemonpshot]

Taxi driver: how was the party?

Me in the back seat:

[mike @mikes0587]

I did as the icecream instructed, but now my arse is cold.

[Aimy 🍓🥛 @erdbeermilcher]

Marie Antoinette ist für deutlich weniger gestorben

[Doinkadect Klomberbatch @Doinkadect]

Is this the first time the UK’s been looking for a new Prime Minister, James Bond and Doctor Who at the same time

[Cedar You @our_decay]

In 2022 my stepdad who raised me took his own life, and then in 2023 my dad unexpectedly dropped dead… so I essentially experienced my dad dying twice in under two years. That does not, however, excuse the time I consoled someone else who’s dad died by asking: “first time?”

[Ricky Hollywood @victim_burn77]

Seeing my daughter off to college and telling her I’ve been putting very small amounts of roofies in her food since she was a kid so she could build up an immunity like an oriental monarch with poison because I’m a protective father who actually cares

[The SCP Foundation 🏳️‍⚧️ @scpwiki]

in case you forgot that it's pride month here's your reminder that like most of this account and a very good chunk of the scp wiki exists because of weird trans women. thank you weird trans women