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slimykneecaps, but words

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

please look at this if you haven’t already

[JAXIE @jaxajueny]

https://t.co/4OGh7sbb1H

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

i kin him

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and then i cracked 2 eggs in a pan and the third all over my stove top. as seen here. emojis and filter added for emotional effect

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

today i was talking to myself abt whether or not im living in a truman show type situation and i decided probably not because the ethics of observing my secret mental illness when im alone and NOT intervening has gotta be illegal

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

but then i was like WHAT IF they’re doing like a what happens if xyz goes untreated? and then i decided no one would do that study for more than 30 years like a tight 30 year study makes sense, so then i was like ok perfect i only have four more years in the simulation

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

you’re gonna catch a cold from the ice inside your he/him/hole

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

in my head and my heart i am a whore but in the real world i don’t want anyone to touch me. but i see shirts that say he/him/hole and im like wow that’s so me. GIRL who do u think u r?? running around leaving scars? collecting your jar of hearts? tearing love apart?

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

yall need to get more fucked up STAT

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i wish more trans people were asexual and also not polyamorous. not bcuz i don’t like poly ppl or non asexual ppl. just for purely selfish reasons.

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

every hot trans person is always going on about polycule this polycule that! whatever happened to confusing relationship to sexuality and weird body trauma!!

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

i’m so pumped to get home and eat my yogurt and granola. simply buzzing with excitement

[lucas @boboomf]

i love this show

[𝐟𝐥𝐢𝐱𝐬 ㋛ @Flixs00]

Me: when John cena yelled STOP!!!!!

#Peacemaker #PeacemakerSeason2

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

ok i don’t mean i need the autism swing i mean that the feeling i would get from being hit by a car and thrown across the asphalt would do for me what autism swings do for ppl who like them

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

yknow how autism swings work cuz it’s like compressing the body or whatever. i think genuinely that’s what im needing when i feel like i need someone to beat me up

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like i need to throw myself down the stairs but not in a self harm way it’s in a uhh. idk what u call it but like. it feels like a sensory need. does anyone copy

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

sitting in my hammock eating breakfast (five chicken tenders and five marshmallows) and watching peacemaker on a very legal site, as adrian chase would approve of, i believe

[explore.org @exploreorg]

Meet your FAT BEAR WEEK 2025 champion.

Chunk the Hunk. The Chunkster. 32 Chunk.

All hail the new king of Brooks River 👑

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

it’s the perfect show

[🐸🤙 @ihateslimy]

peacemaker ep 1 is crazy cuz u got adrian chase “its my famous butt dance” and then u got john cena in tighty whities so tight and so white u can see his entire cock and also balls. and then he blows up a lady with his mind

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adrian chase first lines being “fuck yeah peacemakers back baby! twerk it”