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[ms.poopclapper @oregonstatepoop]

me as a mom:
“honey please put away your shoes before i kill myself, do you want mommy to kill herself?”

[Bunny_Guts @BunnyGuts69]

it should have been Charlie Kirk again

[Buck @Buck36043Buck]

It should’ve been Me not Dolly

[ruivinha @samaissc]

aquela amiga que vai se matar e todo mundo vai entender

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

This is what the people in NYC wake up to every morning while you're suffering in some other state, btw.

[Francis Foster @francisjfoster]

I’m going to launch a charity which reduces awareness of ADHD.

[MP Arizona☀️🏳️‍🌈💙🌵🐕🐕‍🦺🫂💦🏜🐟🌴🎙🌎🌻♍️🌊 @AzPetrich]

What a horrible time to be alive for everyone who is educated and has empathy.

[Maryam @hell_line0]

Remember, kids. To Catch a Predator wasn't cancelled because they caught someone who was transgender or a drag queen. It was cancelled because they caught an assistant district attorney who hit the escape button rather than face the consequences of his actions.

[MARX @marximusss]

acabei de fazer minha primeira compra no tiktok shop

[Girth Brooks @crackawdajuice]

If smurfs and minions were real I would incite a race war between them

[shio @myffed]

i keep thinking about this i think this is the funniest instagram reel i have ever seen

[leslie 🫧 @rotttenles]

it was nice to feel that loved for a little while

[Brooks Otterlake @i_zzzzzz]

They never let Mary Jane Watson randomly dress Chinese anymore

[⋆｡𖦹° ꕤ @rakkofan]

i wake up, i cry over spilt milk, put all of my eggs in one basket, bite off more than i can chew, jump the gun, fly off the handle and then die on that hill

[🦀.Q. @Feelgasm_]

"ai will replace you" id like to see ai experience constant suicidal ideation

[groupon lobotomy @colleen_daves]

ok this but unironically, please tell me

[cнєєкυ⋆｡🪐˚ ⋆ @Okay_Bye___]

"i will help poor people when i grow up"

Me after growing up;

[Muffin In Crisis @paatanahiyar]

Me trying to hurt people like they do to me

[vivi @mooncatvivi]

hey man what’s up with the lack of you know, light in your eyes