BREAKING: Republicans panic as a new FOX News poll finds that EVERY single voter demographic, even men, has dramatically increased its support for the Democratic Party since Republicans shredded abortion rights by overturning Roe v. Wade. RT IF YOU ARE VOTING BLUE IN NOVEMBER!
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BREAKING: A Jeep full of Florida highschoolers wearing drag drive circles around a tent full of Governor DeSantis supporters in the parking lot of an early voting location, yelling “Gay, gay, gay!” at them. RT TO THANK THE HIGHSCHOOLERS FOR TROLLING DESANTIS AND HIS SUPPORTERS!
MAJOR BREAKING: The Georgia Bureau of Investigation announces that it is opening a criminal investigation into Trump’s election lawyers copying sensitive voter data — a felony that is punishable by up to 15 years in prison. RT IF YOU THINK THAT TRUMP SHOULD GET ALL 15 YEARS!
BREAKING: Barack Obama congratulates Joe Biden on his historic Inflation Reduction Act by calling it a "BFD," a reference to when Biden was caught on mic telling Obama that the signing of the Affordable Care Act was a "big fucking deal." RT IF YOU LOVE THEIR FRIENDSHIP!
BREAKING: Republicans panic as the NBA announces that it will drive its millions of “woke” fans to the voting booth this November by holding “election-themed” games the day before Election Day — and cancel all Election Day games so that its fans can go vote. RT TO THANK THE NBA!
BREAKING: President Biden's IRS informs teachers that they will now be able to deduct up to $300 of classroom expenses on their taxes — the first such increase in twenty years. RT IF YOU SUPPORT MORE HELP FOR HARDWORKING TEACHERS!