Liz Bien

sex addict/AA founder/mormon

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@BurnerTJustice Of course I go to pick my car up and it’s the most bum ass motherfuckers on earth. Fucking sadists.

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I don’t understand how I can live and pay rent in an apartment yet I can’t park in the parking lot for 20 minutes without getting my car towed

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I love this little event of drinking all day everyday for a week straight and ruining my life

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I love fetty wap

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@murphyplshomer I thought you switched to brunettes

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Everyone say you like it

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Picked a tattoo out for a man last night and he just sent me a picture of it

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Getting myself into a most likely bad situation again but when am I not doing that

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Who wanna prank call with me??

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@whiteclawhater Bro what.

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Fulfilling my duties

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@BurnerTJustice

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@murphyplshomer Can I come

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SCORE

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@MTCobblecdick He’s dada

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We need to start talking about Channing Tatum more often

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Serving the Marshall football team coaching staff and they’re all assholes
Reason 15730 why I hate that sorry ass school

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I don’t give a damn about LeBron

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Went on a date with a guy who I wrote about in my letter to my senior year self freshman year of high school