Ryan

90% of the time, I'm thinking about: HarryPotter | VideoGames | Food | UMD | Puns | AwkwardSocialInteractions | The other 10% usually pertains to sleeping.

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

Funny prank: make people study something for 4+ years, and then don’t give them jobs.

[Wario64 @Wario64]

POP UP PARADE Estelle Bright L Size (Trails in the Sky 1st Chapter) up for preorder on Hobby-Genki ($46.10) https://t.co/Ai4G2on4F1 #ad
HLJ https://t.co/QXniLMsVr2

[Deals Finder @DealsFinderIO]

STEAL! 🚨

9 Count Lenny & Larry's Cookie-fied Protein Bar Chocolate Almond Sea Salt for $4.69 (List: $12.99)

👉 https://t.co/I4mdd6z0Vy

[DreamcastGuy @DreamcastGuy]

I've been away from the internet. People hating on Final Fantasy XVI?!?!

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

@TMNT Totally rad! #TurtlePowerSweepstakes

[Wario64 @Wario64]

SanDisk 1TB Extreme microSDXC is $198.07 on Amazon https://t.co/HZwil79aMr #ad

probably good to store games for Steam Deck but wait until it's actually out

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

@taylor_forman Scenes in Pride and Prejudice that make me believe that maybe love isn’t so bad after all:
1. The hand scene
2. The dance scene
3. The ‘most ardently’ scene
4. The ‘Mrs. Darcy’ scene

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

Today is the first day that has FINALLY felt like Fall. #oktoberfest #basicbitch @ Boonsboro, Maryland https://t.co/OP0eaeMA7I

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

I’m so damn tired of seeing ignorant people on Facebook posting the number of flu deaths in the US and then dropping the mic like they did something.

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

@taylor_forman YOLO SWAG

[Katie Johns @katiejohns_]

‘Tis the season for low tire pressure.

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

@taylor_forman Or Chick-fil-A 😱

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

@funksoulbruh It’s also indicative of a problem no one seems to want to confront head-on

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

I just read that officers are firing blank rounds into a school in Pennsylvania to expose students to the sound of gunfire. What a time to be alive.

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

@funksoulbruh It’s not inherently a bad procedure (aside from giving kids PTSD)

[A Cat Named Bitches @BitchestheCat]

I really hope that the history books remember to note that this President was so weak and so insecure that he blocked a cat on Twitter.

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

When you’re the DJ and the driver turns the volume up to bump louder to your sick azz beats >

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

*Doing the dishes*

Dishes: I have a boyfriend

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

New diet: passionately staring at donuts.

[Ryan @ihaveredcheeks]

Siri, cover my shift for tomorrow