Ribcage

peak comedy

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There’s something about one screen that makes me want two screens

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Girl, so confusing blasting in my ears while I have debilitating cramps

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I don’t hate people who pay with cash because it’s “annoying to make change” I hate it because people don’t understand tipping percentages without a machine telling them what 15% of $19 is

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I need classic literature fanart

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“Hm should I reply? She liked my hinge at 11 pm…” do not reply I have hit desperate times and will not answer

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Clients will put on the biggest show to get you to give them something you were already in the middle of preparing for them

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Love that a tw*nk outside Waverly told me Charlie’s new album (which I love) is “super introspective” and it’s just her saying exactly what’s on her mind

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The hot gays aren’t on hinge, they’re in the bike lane

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Just remembered one of the funniest things I ever saw was someone genuinely try to make a balloon flower “quietly”

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Love when my books get to the point of “just put it anywhere it’ll fit”

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Gay pop girlies will write the most random things I could imagine one saying “when we were together our periods synced, now that you’re gone I think of you every time I bleed”

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Born to yap, forced to shut up

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No snacks at home, deadass about to go drink warm broth, I’m being so serious

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I really do love pop music 💞💓💗💕

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Sometimes I hate the curious mind

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Oh to never take out my phone out during a show to enjoy it in the present moment and end up watching the whole thing behind someone else’s screen

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Right when I think life couldn’t get anymore excruciatingly nostalgic and bittersweet Adrianne Lenker releases music in March

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@pabou_tonio But your sign isn’t!

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imo there’s:
The oldest child, the reliable and more subdued one (Capricorn, Sagittarius, Libra, Cancer)
The youngest child, the one who gets all the love an attention (Taurus, Leo, Aquarius, Pisces)
And then there’s the middle child (Virgo, Aries, Gemini, Scorpio)

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We live in a world full of pick me’s where your roommate will start reading a book after you told him you finished reading a book