Zero Funks ⚡️

Tech Guy - ATX B4 it was cool- Options Trader - HODLER of TSLA

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@EmmetPeppers @grok @grok wouldn’t a pure merger of equals at this current valuation fail to achieve the $2 trillion executive compensation tranche

[Zero Funks ⚡️ @ihavezerofunks]

@CernBasher There is also an element of “boy who cried wolf” going on. People have been told Teslas drive themselves for years and have been disappointed with rides in their friend’s HW2.5 S or X.

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@ChuckCook @robotaxi Saw it last week too

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@DillonLoomis Apparently it doesn’t understand handicap parking

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@aelluswamy @SawyerMerritt @chrisgpt A “flip around” feature would be nice. If you are parked front-in, to have the car automatically pull out and switch to back-in would be great

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@MrBeast 6,463,007

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@ryancohen Can you use the funds to buy a better camera?

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@BLSmith2112 My car drives itself.. and it didn't 2 years ago. $2,000/share is not crazy for next year. People are going to buy the shit out of Model Ys after they experience it in a Robotaxi, which will likely be everywhere soon

[Zero Funks ⚡️ @ihavezerofunks]

@TSLAFanMtl Can confirm after 3 previous Teslas, the HW4 Juniper has nailed FSD and it is pure magic. Biggest challenges is NAV- Once 14.3 comes out, it will likely perfect.

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@beffjezos @tszzl @peterdevietien @beffjezos If you are in Austin, I’ll give you a demo of Robotaxi- we can use my iPhone

[Zero Funks ⚡️ @ihavezerofunks]

@TeslaBoomerMama @NotVeriphobic @ldzi3lak Wouldn’t leaps over the deal strike price become worthless? Or in your scenario would a $900 Jan 2028 call convert to the equivalent of an X company call at $1,800?

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@squawksquare https://t.co/XWA5RcBjIK

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If you are looking for a signal, this month will be the highest amount of traffic to our site, ever. $TSLA

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@HooterTrades @grok @TrendSpider .58

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@farzyness Yeah was thinking the same https://t.co/JAJMkB0Q4Y

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@PatrickMoorhead @elonmusk AI now provides insights, efficiencies, automation that did not previously exist. The math has changed.

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Cybercab signal in South Austin is strong

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@niccruzpatane I feel there should be an uber in there (before the Waymo)

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Tesla FSD needs to be trained on Trains

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@modernmoderate3 @smdcapital Exactly.. did the same, way too much risk for a $550/share acquisition to be sitting on LEAPs

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@MCCCANM I don’t know you or her, but your story touched me…

Wishing you comfort as you navigate through this journey