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Two thumbs up

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

Everyone in the Whole Foods staring at me as I Anthony Edwards poster dunk my plastic water bottle into the garbage can

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

@girlwbrainz “Friends that use Apple Music gotta die” 👎

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

@girlwbrainz I’m being haunted!

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

I’ve had multiple dreams involving Joe Keery this year, and I just woke up from another. What does this mean.

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

@girlwbrainz Throwing people for a loop

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

Are we going looney tunes

[PERNICUS @SexbeanPernicus]

MF DOOM:
Slip like Freudian
Your first and last step to playing yourself like accordion

ME:
this guys clever as fuck

NOSE DRAKE:
you used to call me on my smell phone

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

Thinking about the April 5th 2024 New Jersey earthquake when people were on the Ring Neighbors app posting stuff like this

[Jacob Jones @_jacobmjones]

They’re asking me to play center.

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

@girlwbrainz My friends do the opposite and we just randomly call all the time. Everybody different fr I feel you though

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

Thumbs down

[໒꒱ིྀ 𝕆𝕦𝕥𝕝𝕚𝕖𝕣⋆˚𝜗𝜚˚⋆ @Temilolaoluwa__]

I love texting on iMessage

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

@girlwbrainz I feel like 20 is already call your friends to catch up age though. What you saying

[ꉂ • ༚ • ིྀ @PINKFR1DAY]

looking forward to all the giggles i’ll have this week, getting excited just thinking about it

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

Sandwich time #youeitherhungryoryounot

[Barry @BarryOnHere]

"Liberty Biberty"

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

“I hate joy and happiness.” Liberty Biberty could never fill the emu-sized hole in my heart.

[East Village Guy @eastvillageguy]

I hate Lemu Emu, and I don’t particularly care for Doug either

[j money @ihavezeroxp]

Classic

[Mr. Greedy @sux2suk__]

Being buns at the game rlly be the cherry on top