Brien Sigala

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

You can purchase me at Sam goody

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

Can the twinks band together and make a pop group like the spice boys. I need troye Olly and Shawn dance routine.

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

I can be drunk af and still do my skin care routine

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

I was that bitch in high school with vegan recycled shoes that had Beirut lyrics written on them.

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

@Thetrashmammal

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

If you pass out I’m eat yo pizza

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

I’ve never been to ikea sober

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

I’m so dramatic when I yawn and a tear falls. I’ll cover my mouth and clutch my pearls like my lazy ass just lost my nonexistent husband

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

MIKE WALLACE WANTS MY BODY

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

@willnevarez Omg where’d you get your yoga pants

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

🧟‍♂️

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

When ya boys and you get into an arguement and ya femme start to show #growingupgay

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

WALK WALK FASHION BBY

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

Clap them conchas

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

MY ONLINE THERAPIST SAID YOUZ A BITCH

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

Just realized the dogs at the train platform are bomb dogs and not sniffing for drugs. I feel so much safer now

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

@whutaclevername thanks bitch I do it all for you bb 🤗🤗🤗

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

Caught the @Thetrashmammal strut

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

Jaden made me dinner. It was delicious and marinated. I was appalled when he said it was his speciality "darkwing duck"

[Brien Sigala @ihopeimdrunk]

Get so drunk you cram eyelashes in your weed jar 💖