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i only have twitter because athina runny fred

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@imshawtyasf thanks blivia 🥺🥺💘

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@AndideOk day one of wuarantine and i’ve alresdy done 8 of these things

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@imshawtyasf i hate autumn too because i was born

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@imshawtyasf I psa: LOVE POPPING BACK PIMPLES 😍😍 legit its the best

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its been 6 hours i’m crying

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i was meant to usher for wicked tonight but the musical got cancelled. i prepared for wicked ushering for 6 MONTHS and its cancelled. in 6 hours i will cry

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@imshawtyasf rip obamas boyfrien

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i want one

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chunts

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i thought that was bob ross is it not

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i licked the ground you all missed it

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brian is a republican

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@ameliagrb omg my maths class would be rly accapella we practice every single lesson for the whole time we shouldnt even call its maths anymore #dontsaynononononosayyeahyeahyeahyeahyeahandwe’ll go fo fo fo go are u ready? cause iMm radt! its a beautiful nighet lookin for soemthinf dumb to d

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you’re gonna make me choke on my rice and chicken @ max

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@obamasboyfrien they say your dreams are your deepest desires

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cockatoos remind me of chiang mai

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pov: you just got swooped by an indian

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birds are so flirtatious get away from my boyfriend periodt.

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Frou Lauen is my type on paper

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birds need to social distance right now